I tuned in and the news just started
The singers love affair was doomed from the start
But on a mission to gain her mammaries
He went in and he gave her his heart

And after one round with Brit and Justin
All the magazines said that this couple was neat
And After two rounds with Brit and Justin
He was all on the ground, just a-kissin her feet

Then some stripper gave him a lap dance
and he revealed to her that he is a freak
Said "Don't get me wrong, Britney you have a nice @$$
But tonight's about seein' some fake double d's!"

Then after Three rounds with Brit and Justin
He saw her kick him right out the door
And after Four rounds with Brit and Justin
Everybody thought we wouldn't see em no more

Well, round five or round six
Justin went off on a solo set
After Round seven, Or was it eight?
He's 'cryin' a river' cause he's got no date

And after nine rounds with Brit and Justin
He was gettin' hard up and then he went to give in
Then after ten rounds with Brit and Justin...

He went out and started clubbin again!