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Song Parodies -> "Check- Out Cashier"

Original Song Title:

"Bartender"

Original Performer:

T- Pain feat. Akon

Parody Song Title:

"Check- Out Cashier"

Parody Written by:

Parody Man V

The Lyrics

Intro: Yeah...
Uh-Huh...
Yeah...
Yeah...

Verse 1: Just got off my diet last night so I went to Mickey D's.(Went to Mickey D's.)
Threw on a pair of gym shoes and deoderant sittin' on dubs.(Sittin' on dubs.)
Just lookin' for somethin' to eat and to show me some love.(Show me some love.)
If you know what I mean?
Uh-Huh...
Everybody in my way soon as I stepped in the door.(Stepped in the door.)
13 cashiers and man a'int none of them old.(None of them old.)
'Specially not this pretty, young thing that was workin' all the way at the end.(All the way at the end.)
Shawty what is your name?

Bridge: Ooh, she gave me a cup to use.
I filled it.(Got sick.)
Now I have to use the restroom.
She gave me a key.
I thanked her,
Then I moved past her.
But then she yelled, "It's the other way!"

Chorus: I like the check-out cashier.
(Ooh, if you lookin' for me.)
I'm at McDonald's with her.
(Oh, Uh-Huh, Okay.)
(REPEAT)

Verse 2: Got a brand new drink so I'm feelin' all good inside.(Good inside.)
Gotta put a new lid on it else it's not gonna be confide.(Be confide.)
Gotta wait for my order or else I'll be asked to go outside.
I'm just keepin' it real.
Uh-Huh.
Baby still workin' at Mickey's sonight I'm gettin' food free.(Gettin' food free.)
Every dang night I'm gettin' larger V-Man x 3.(V-Man x 3)
How do you think I feel?
(Bridge)
(Chorus x 2)

Verse 3: Shawty I'm sure you heard that I always go to eat out.(Go to eat out.)
Unless I'm sleeping at home with my lamp on 'till it burns out.('Till it burns out.)
Got a fridge, although it's almost empty.
Gotta go to K or Wal-Mart.(K or Wal-Mart.)
Could go to Jewels or Walts then finally I might pop.
Might choke, need a drink, that's why I stay by the bar, baby.
Looking at the fries I ordered and they're fryin' like they got no tar, baby.
I gotta eat because I'm hungry so they have to hurry up.
I'mma go and grab my food, so my gut and I will see you tomorrow.
(Bridge)
(Chorus x 2)

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