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Song Parodies -> "The Ballad of Remilia Scarlet"

Original Song Title:

"Septette for the Dead Princess"

Original Performer:

Touhou Project

Parody Song Title:

"The Ballad of Remilia Scarlet"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

An English-lyrical adaptation of Remilia Scarlet's theme song.
She stayed in her mansion by day
But wanders 'round Gensokyo by night
This vague immortal, yeah she's a devil
She hardly wants to faint by sunlight
Don't fly me to the moon!

Don't fly me to the moon!
She has manipulation of fate
And lived for about 500 years
She blocked the sun with some kind of red mist
Citizens awaited their fear and

As Reimu and Marisa
Seek vengeance regarding the crisis
That caused Gensokyo to turn dark and cold
It seemed some certain demon arises

As we go around the Mystic Square
We'll never have to face despair
The adventures will never end
And if Cirno comes and tells us
Where the problem is, but
As long as it wouldn't be too intense

Her name is Remilia
Yes, her name is Remilia
Coming from Youkai Mountain
She'll be threatening us!
Her name is Remilia
Yes, her name is Remilia
From the middle of Misty Lake
We will have to strike back!

[instrumental break]

Gotta destroy her now!
Don't fly me to the moon!

Don't fly me to the moon!
The young descendant of Tepes
A septette for the dead queen
Under the code of 666
She will render our neighbors unclean

But not for long, we have to find out
The yin-yang orb will tell us where
About to challenge and saving the day
We'll get inside that mansion, we'll be there

As the nightmare grows worse and worse
As we plunge into action headfirst
The quest will be finished soon
Crossing through the magic library
Bypassing the mansion lobby
Right under the full scarlet moon

Her name is Remilia
Yes, her name is Remilia
Coming from Youkai Mountain
She'll be threatening us!
Her name is Remilia
Yes, her name is Remilia
From the middle of Misty Lake
We will have to strike back!

[instrumental break]

Gotta destroy her now!
Don't fly me to the moon!

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Pacing: 2.2
How Funny: 2.0
Overall Rating: 2.2

Total Votes: 5

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DJ Blaze - July 26, 2010 - Report this comment
U.N Owen Gets A 555?
Someone - November 27, 2016 - Report this comment
The lyrics are nice but it doesn't quite match the pace

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