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Song Parodies -> "The Florida Marlins Theme Song"

Original Song Title:

"Beloved Tomboyish Daughter (Cirno's theme)"

Original Performer:

Touhou Project

Parody Song Title:

"The Florida Marlins Theme Song"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Florida (Hey!) Florida Marlins, Florida (Hey!) Florida Marlins
Florida (Hey!) Florida Marlins, Florida (Hey!) Florida Marlins
Florida (Hey!) Florida Marlins, Florida (Hey!) Florida Marlins
Florida (Hey!) Florida Marlins, Florida (Hey!) Florida Marlins
Florida Marlins are here!

We do wear green just like the Oakland A's
We're also clad in blacks, whites, and grays
Making a big splash on the field (on the field)
Our lips will never have to be sealed

The Fightin' Fish are always very cunning
As every base keeps running and running
You gotta be where you'll be seeing us (seeing us)
It's Marlins of Florida or bust

We're settled for the national blowout
Everybody twist and scream and shout
In a lagoon full of friendly baseman (friendly baseman)
We reside in Miami each season

Our troubles will be washed away
Here on the east coast of U.S.A.
We're pitching across the shining seas (shining seas)
Representing our unique fish species

We're coming toward you from Florida
Because we are the...

Florida (Hey!) Florida Marlins, Florida (Hey!) Florida Marlins
Florida (Hey!) Florida Marlins, Florida (Hey!) Florida Marlins
Florida (Hey!) Florida Marlins, Florida (Hey!) Florida Marlins
Florida (Hey!) Florida Marlins, Florida (Hey!) Florida Marlins
Florida Marlins, Florida Marlins, Florida Marlins are here!

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Overall Rating: 3.7

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Phil Nelson - February 08, 2010 - Report this comment
'Cause they're the Florida Marlins, Florida Marlins, Florida Marlins number one, yes they're the Florida Marlins, Florida Marlins, Florida Marlins number one!
Max Power - February 28, 2011 - Report this comment
Have to give you credit, improvising the lyrics aren't an easy feat. Anyway the Marlins will be taken apart by their ownership so it is win it all or bust, especially after what happened in 1998 and 2004.

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