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Song Parodies -> "شِقَاق"

Original Song Title:

"Schism"

Original Performer:

Tool

Parody Song Title:

"شِقَاق"

Parody Written by:

Red Rebel

The Lyrics

Same title (roughly), just in Arabic, if you were wondering.
Hey kid, payback’s a bitch, listen to the imam’s lies
Corrupt and arrogant fundamentalist beliefs
Dark intention realized will set the killers’ plans in motion
Disintegrating as they fall, violent Koran interpretation
Black light that fueled your fire has come, burned everybody down so
Unawareness and neglect crippling our communication

Hey kid, payback’s a bitch, but we don’t deserve to die
Your fault, need to blame it on somebody, they all desire to
Point the finger, blame the other, watch the towers topple over
To put the pieces all together, implement the planned invasion

The videos indicate thinks Allah talks to him
Is the suicide so worth it?
Burning symbols of the heresy

There was a time you didn’t bitch, but I watched you kill again
Corrupt and arrogant, angered by our coveting
Sunni, Shia, Wahhabi, Jund al-Samaa fight on, keep killing
Doomed to madness unless they stop, and forsake their annihilation

Mass murder has a tendency to damage any
Sense of altruism
Between supposed brothers

Hey kid, payback’s a bitch
Hey kid, payback’s a bitch
Yes, God is great, all you jihadis. YOU are NOT.

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Agrimorfee - November 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Whoa. (DKTOS, so won't vote)
dude - November 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Tool is cool, this was good, I liked it!
Agrimorfee - November 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey, got a chance to hear "Schism" on Internet radio, so I jumped over here to compare. Interesting how certain words of the OS could still be used but change their original context and/or meaning. You tried to write an intelligent parody on this world situation, and I think you succeeded. I don't agree 100% with some of the sentiments, but you enlightened me nonetheless. 555 from me.

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