Song Parodies -> Dedicated Fan's Plea

Original Song Title:

"Schism"

Original Performer:

Tool

  
Parody Song Title:

"Dedicated Fan's Plea"

Parody Written by:

S.T.G.

One of Tool's great songs, but over played so damn much!
This song was a big hit,
Pop stations played it with pride.
I thought that songs by Staind,
Were overplayed, but Tool proved me wrong.
Pure Tool fans, so exposed to pop stations,
Playing this song.
Wanting to hear a new song,
Testing our Tool-dedication.
Like Limp, or Fuel, Pantera, Godsmack,
They all had songs that hits the air waves.
They never thought it get so bad,
Trying to mess with our dedication.

This hit has turned to ****,
Cause I heard it everyday.
Pop preps are to blame,
Because they thought it was so awesome.
I point the finger, blame those ****ers,
Watch the pop-rock tumble over,
Bring the classics back to mainstream,
Us rock fans have such dedication.

System of a Down had a major hit, "Chop Suey!"
And the overplaying is getting so old, here's "Toxicity"

There was a time when Tool had great hits,
But pop stations stole it away.
I knew once it came out,
Strangled by the prep posing.
I heard the songs,
Enough to know the dangers of bands going mainstream.
Staind might crumble, unless rock goes,
Rediscover my dedication.

From rock stations,
We've heard new singles.
"Epiphany" is,
A great new rock hit.


Between the Tool/Staind lovers.
Between the Tool/Staind lovers.

This song is a new hit.
This song's an awesome hit.
Rock stations overplay ****.
Pop overplay rock's ****.
(repeat)
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