Song Parodies -> Thingamabob
| Original Song Title: | "Schism" |
| Original Performer: | Tool |
| Parody Song Title: | "Thingamabob" |
| Parody Written by: | Tman2787 |
I know the song by heart
'Cuz I hear it every day
All the time, in my head
The same old beats, that same old song
Overplayed and overdone
Schism has corrupted their souls
The DJs play it on every station
It cripples telecommunication
And I don't know how to stop it
It's still on the top countdowns
The seven minutes have become torture
Wearing down the entire nation
I know the song by heart
'Cuz I hear it every hour
No breaks, no editing
It's played in its entirety
They play the tape, make us yawn
Watch the people fall asleep
Please bring the listeners back together
'Cuz Schism makes me very impatient
That hole inside it comes from the scar that song has made, and the pain I
get is not worth it, must hear something, that's different
There was a time that the song was cool, but they've played the tune to death
So old it is rotting out, molding with its boringness
I've heard the song enough to know the every note of every part
Stop giving this song airplay
Before you destroy this entire nation
(Insert unnecessary 2-minute break here)
All Tool songs have a tendency to take away any sense of excitement
Between radio listeners Between all music listeners
I know the song by heart
'Cuz I hear it every day
All the time, in my head
The same old beats, that same old song
Overplayed and overdone
Schism has corrupted their souls
The DJs play it on every station
It cripples telecommunication
And I don't know how to stop it
It's still on the top countdowns
The seven minutes have become torture
Wearing down the entire nation
I know the song by heart
'Cuz I hear it every hour
No breaks, no editing
It's played in its entirety
They play the tape, make us yawn
Watch the people fall asleep
Please bring the listeners back together
'Cuz Schism makes me very impatient
That hole inside it comes from the scar that song has made, and the pain I
get is not worth it, must hear something, that's different
There was a time that the song was cool, but they've played the tune to death
So old it is rotting out, molding with its boringness
I've heard the song enough to know the every note of every part
Stop giving this song airplay
Before you destroy this entire nation
(Insert unnecessary 2-minute break here)
All Tool songs have a tendency to take away any sense of excitement
Between radio listeners Between all music listeners
I know the song by heart
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