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Song Parodies -> "Dear Tony"

Original Song Title:

"Dear Suzie"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Tony Yayo

Parody Song Title:

"Dear Tony"

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The Lyrics

My first Chester Dayy song. For those of you who have heard Dear Suzie by Tony Yayo, listen to it again before reading my parody. Imagine that the letters didn't come from an attractive female but from a creepy gay guy instead. Enjoy!
Hey Micah,
(Yeah, Chester?),
Yo, Micah,
I got a reply from Mr. Yayo,
(Ooh!),
He still thinks I'm a woman his age,
I'll tell you what I wrote him,
(What did you say?),

Dear Tony,
Dear Tony,
I'm glad you're liking my mail,
Dear Tony,
Dear Tony,
How is my big, strong male?
Dear Tony,
Dear Tony,
Tell me when you get out of jail,
Dear Tony,
Dear Tony,
We can meet when you're on bail,

Dear Tony,
I can't wait "till we can meet,
I'm glad that you're gettin' my sist—I mean, my pictures,
I'm really looking forward to meeting you in person,
I'll introduce you to Dianna, a friend of mine, and her son,
We can date,
Any given time,
Then at my place,
Seduce me with your rhymes,
We can lock ourselves in, until then, the letter,
My day was great, my mother's not better,
All day I sit in, at least summer's coming,
I'm gaining some weight, I should start running,
When you're getting out, I'll give my address,
And we can play all day and, at night, undress,
Tony, I'll keep it low, not to confuse you,
Not fool you,
I'm a young woman, not trying to abuse you,
I hope to see you soon, I'll write you back,
I can't wait to see how deep you're black,
I can't come to visit, I'm busy for a while,
With what? UhI'm practicing my smile,
Goodbye,
Goodbye,
Goodbye,
Tough guy,

Dear Tony,
Dear Tony,
I'm glad you're liking my mail,
Dear Tony,
Dear Tony,
How is my big, strong male?
Dear Tony,
Dear Tony,
Tell me when you get out of jail,
Dear Tony,
Dear Tony,
We can meet when you're on bail,

It's been a while since I've written you, sorry, been losing weight,
Just like I told you, I'm getting in shape,
It's great to hear you'll be out in January,
And then I can meet you, finally, like the end of Truman Show with Jim Carrey,
I painted my nails and got my hair cut,
And got some new tight jeans that show off my butt,
I can't call you, I'm sorry again,
I'll just have to see you when you're out of the pen,
I bought your CD,
I'm liking track three,
And, of course, I like the track you wrote up for me,
Oh, Tony Yayo,
How I'd like to blow,
I can't wait to bring you home and put on a show,
There's nothing that I do not know,
You be my man and I'll be yours, fo sho,
Afterwards, we can watch TV,
And you can snuggle up with me,

Dear Tony,
Dear Tony,
I'm glad you're liking my mail,
Dear Tony,
Dear Tony,
How is my big, strong male?
Dear Tony,
Dear Tony,
Tell me when you get out of jail,
Dear Tony,
Dear Tony,
We can meet when you're on bail,

Awww yeah,
Love Ches—oh! I meanSuzie.
I'm not gay, but Chester is.

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