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Song Parodies -> "Unstink My Farts"

Original Song Title:

"Unbreak my Heart"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Toni Braxton

Parody Song Title:

"Unstink My Farts"

Parody Written by:

El DeRoblo

The Lyrics

Don't smell me in all this pain
Don't wash me down in the rain.
Come back and bring back the bile
Come and take this gas away.
I need your tums to show me how
Beans are so unkind.
Bring back those nights when I held you behind me
Unstink my fart.
Say you'll love me again
Undo this hurt you caused when you broke out the door
and ran out of my life.
Unpry these rears, I've ruined so many tights
Unstink my fart
Take back that sad word "redeye"
Bring back the joy to my wife
Don't leave me here with this rear
Come and kiss this gas away
I can't forget the way you left,
I was so behind.
Life is so cruel without you behind me
Unstink my fart.
Say you'll smell me again
Undo this hurt you caused when you jumped through the door
and walked out of my life.
Unpry this rear, I've fried so many whites
Unstink my fart.
Don't leave me in all this pain
Don't hose me down in the rain
Bring back those nights when I held you behind me.
Unstink my fart
Say you'll plug me again.
Undo this hurt you caused when you walked out the door
and balked at my strife
Undry these beers
I've pried so many nights.
Unstink my...
Unstink my fart, oh baby
Come back and say you'll plug me
Unstink my fart, sweet darling
Without you I can't go on.
Say you'll shove me
Say you'll glove me.
Unbreak my......
Say you'll plug me
Tell me you love me.
Unstink my......
Say you'll plug me.
I'd rather be #1 than #2!

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Pacing: 3.6
How Funny: 3.3
Overall Rating: 3.4

Total Votes: 9

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