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Song Parodies -> "A Past BJ"

Original Song Title:

"The Last DJ"

Parody Song Title:

"A Past BJ"

Parody Written by:

MrMacphisto

The Lyrics

The BJ is a reference to the Monica Lewinsky scandal of the late 90s and how it shifted the political center toward the neo-con movement. Personally, I'd take Clinton back as president anyday, because look at the mess we're currently in now. Gitmo is a reference to the "suspects" we have down in Guantanamo Bay.
Well, we're stuck in the plan of a company man
We're stuck in the onslaught of war
And the boys upstairs just want to fight for oil using poor

well, the top brass don't like us thinking too much
So, they'll tell us what Fox News would say
"Well you don't want to change what don't need to change..."

Because a past BJ
The far right has won the day
And given our rights away
Hey hey hey
Led by a neocon voice
I guess we're past human choice
Because a past BJ

Well, some folks know about the government's lies
'Cause you just can't do what Bush did
There's some things you just can't say and then act like you're glib

As we tolerate this hypocrisy
All the hawks upstairs will decree
How much you'll pay and how our troops will get to bleed

Because a past BJ
The far right has won the day
And given our rights away
Hey hey hey
Led by a neocon voice
I guess we're past human choice
Because a past BJ

Well, we got 'em stationed down in Old Gitmo
And sometimes, the Red Cross will come in
'Cause we bust a few, and remember how we treat Muslims?

Because a past BJ
The far right has won the day
And given our rights away
Hey hey hey
Led by a neocon voice
I guess we're past human choice
Because a past BJ

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alvin rhodes - March 28, 2005 - Report this comment
clever concept...5s
MrMacphisto - March 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin... :)
Red Ant - March 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Sorry, DKTOS, so no vote, but interesting anyway.
Red Ant to MrMacphisto - March 28, 2005 - Report this comment
You mentioned you like Chappelle's Show, see my parody "Dave Chappelle". It's a rap, but you might like it.
MrMacphisto - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Red, I'll check it out.... :)
Lee Rasiel - March 31, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm glad it's not BJ from Barney.
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