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Song Parodies -> "My Next Thirty Beers"

Original Song Title:

"My Next Thirty Years"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Tim McGraw

Parody Song Title:

"My Next Thirty Beers"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

Sung from a bar stool in the music video
I think I'll take a moment to fill my drunken stage
The ending of a bottle, and the churning of a gage
Now it's getting hard to focus on what I drink from here
Lord have mercy on my next thirty beers.

Hey, my next thirty beers I'm going to get so drunk
Try to do more of the crazy things I done
Maybe now I'll get more wasted then I have in years
And I'll do it better with my next thirty beers

My next thirty beers, I'll going to chug down some more
Slur a little less, and hiccup a little more
Find a world of happiness with all the babes, and beers
Figure out what I'm doing here
In my next thirty beers

Oh, my next thirty beers. I'm going to pack some weight
Eat a few more peanuts, and stay out too late
Drink Mike's hard lemonaid, then a few more beers
Maybe I'll remember my next thirty beers

My next thirty beers, will be the best beers of my night
Raise a little family, with my hooker for a wife
Spend a few precious moments with my bartender that's queer
Make up that I wasn't here, with my next thirty beers
In my next thirty beers

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Overall Rating: 4.8

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Jeff Reuben - July 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Mattias, had to check this out, as I have written about half of my version of the same song =) I liked your version a lot. Too bad more people don't know country songs on here. Country + beer always flies with me!
Matthias - June 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Sandwhich Man!!!
Peter Andersson - October 23, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but you didn't allow comments on the Disney parody. This one seems to have that nostalgia/remorse/regret/oh wth-felling that drinking a little too much beer can bring.
Andria - January 19, 2009 - Report this comment
I wish I'd have thought of this first! 5s.
2Eagle - May 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Five beers to you.

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