-> "My Next Thirty Beers"
Original Song Title:
"My Next Thirty Years"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"My Next Thirty Beers"
The Lyrics
I think I'll take a moment to fill my drunken stage
The ending of a bottle, and the churning of a gage
Now it's getting hard to focus on what I drink from here
Lord have mercy on my next thirty beers.
Hey, my next thirty beers I'm going to get so drunk
Try to do more of the crazy things I done
Maybe now I'll get more wasted then I have in years
And I'll do it better with my next thirty beers
My next thirty beers, I'll going to chug down some more
Slur a little less, and hiccup a little more
Find a world of happiness with all the babes, and beers
Figure out what I'm doing here
In my next thirty beers
Oh, my next thirty beers. I'm going to pack some weight
Eat a few more peanuts, and stay out too late
Drink Mike's hard lemonaid, then a few more beers
Maybe I'll remember my next thirty beers
My next thirty beers, will be the best beers of my night
Raise a little family, with my hooker for a wife
Spend a few precious moments with my bartender that's queer
Make up that I wasn't here, with my next thirty beers
In my next thirty beers
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