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Song Parodies -> "I Made a Poo"

Original Song Title:

"My Little Girl"

Original Performer:

Tim McGraw

Parody Song Title:

"I Made a Poo"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

You're not so smart, Poomaster.
Gotta bear down easy as I let it flow
Though there's a line outside the outhouse,
Of folks who gotta go.
But be patient with me
And hold on to your poop and pee
Don't wanna bear
Down too hard and strain my sphincters
Or I'll get a sore behind.

Moans and groans from the outhouse line
I hear you whine
Just let me take my time
To unload this crap of mine.
Come on now and do your doo doo,
My business is done and it's your turn - I made a poo.

Once I was in trouble
I couldn't move my turd.
It stuck there like a stone
I sat on the seat
And squirmed around while I moaned and groaned
Still it wouldn't move
I heard your whinin' thru the half moon on the door
While I grunt away in agony
I couldn't poop no more.

Moanin' and groanin' in the outhouse line
Eat them beans
They always give you gas
But they make you poop on time.
Fiber gets your ass in gear,
I guarantee you'll always be - regular.

Each day some poo will come
Between those cheeks real fine
And slide out like vaseline
On time at eight fifteen
And come easy everyday
And twice if you're luc - kay.
And speed up the outhouse line
For sure you'll stay
Regular all day
Use preparation H
And take your Fiber Con.

Moanin' and groanin' from the outhouse line
Wait your turn
I won't be takin' long
'Cause I'm regular again.
Go on, dig your own latrine,
Mine is fillin' up with all your crap - I can't squeeze in.

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 5

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poomaster - April 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Three excrement stained 5s for you!
2Eagle - April 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Gotcha, Poomaster!
alvin - April 25, 2007 - Report this comment
painfully funny
Jonathan S. - April 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Sniifing some merijuana, 2eagle? You're obviously not in your right mind.
59Eagle - May 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Oh, so you wrote a poo parody too? How totally original.... NOT! Sorry to say this, but I feel the need to give you a low score on this.
2Eagle - October 06, 2007 - Report this comment
No, Jon, I never touch the stuff. I was just overcome by outhouse fumes and I thought the OS sounded like a song for the outhouse. The security code says it well.
LittlePooCakes - September 03, 2008 - Report this comment
So this reached the big 200. Not bad for something you think is offensive. To thine own self be true.

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