-> "Grown Men Don't Fight"
Original Song Title:
"Grown Men Don't Cry"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Grown Men Don't Fight"
The Lyrics
Me and Kenny walked to the corner
And saw a police woman sitting up on top of her horse
Like a teenage fan, she had to gasp
Grabbed a pen, askin for our autographs
All mornin he'd been thinkin he wanted to ride
And he asked her to come down and let him have a try
She wanted to tell him it wasn't okay
But he just got on top of that horse and then he, he rode away
I don't know why they say grown men don't fight
I don't know why they say grown men don't fight
Looked down the street, saw a police force
Ten blocks down, and they're chasin that horse
They caught up at a stoplight, I'm watchin them knock him down
Then I run down the street, I fly into the mob, and I took two of them out
So many things he wants to say to them
But they just cuffed his hands behind his back, and I jumped in again.
I don't know why they say grown men don't fight
I don't know why they say grown men don't fight
I'm sitting here thinking of my wife
Faith has never been so embarrassed in her life
We're in jail and she's not here
She flew off for her song premiere
Then it's out the cell and off to court and Kenny says,
"You haven't heard my story yet."
And then all of the evidence disappears, just like that
The judge lifts her gavel off her desk and says,
"You're in the clear"
I don't know why they say grown men don't fight
I don't know why they say grown men don't fight
And I don't know why they say grown men don't fight
I don't know why they say grown men don't fight
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