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Song Parodies -> "Squirt"

Original Song Title:

"Hurt"

Original Performer:

Tim Creaser

Parody Song Title:

"Squirt"

Parody Written by:

Tim Creaser

The Lyrics

A Johhny Cash parody of Trent Reznor's "Hurt" I wrote and recorded this about 5 months before he died. So I don't feel so bad.
I crapped myself, today. So see how bad it smelled
I wiped it on the walls, to see if you could tell
she see's my underware, that old familiar stain
tried to hide it all away, but traces still remain

What have I just done? My Swedish friend
Every time I go, it gets me in the end
and you can clean it all, its nastier than dirt
I will let you drown, in my fecal squirt

By others I am scorned, I wiped it in my hair
My nurse has run away, I gave her quite a scare
Beneath these stains of mine, the feelings in my rear
I can get off of this john, I am still right here

What have I just done? My Swedish friend
Every time I go, it gets me in the end
and you can clean it all, its nastier than dirt
I will let you drown, in my fecal squirt
If I could go again, a million miles away
I would crap myself, I would find.... a way
http://timcreaser.50megs.com/

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Overall Rating: 3.5

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Greg - February 23, 2004 - Report this comment
This kills me
Ann - August 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Delightfully nasty!
Your niece SC - February 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Heard it on your cd.. Tisk Tisk Tisk.. What will you think of next :-p Love ya ya goof :-D
bonnie - March 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Too funny hun... u almost as good a writer as i am...haha

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