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Song Parodies -> "Twilight"

Original Song Title:

"Whatever You Like"

Original Performer:

T.I.

Parody Song Title:

"Twilight"

Parody Written by:

Han Jovi

The Lyrics

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Hey Jill
You know the old book fatty

I said stay away from the vampires in Twilight (Twilight)
I said Edwards comin out of Twilight (Twilight)
Yeah

[Chorus:]
Edwards on deck
Jacobs on ice
We can slay humans all night
Baby you can do stuff from Twilight (Twilight)
I said lets play tag with the people of Twilight (Twilight)
Yeah
Late night slay so wet you're so tight
I'll make love to Bella tonight
Baby you can go anywhere from Twilight (Twilight)
I said you can go anywhere from Twilght (Twilight)
Yeah

[Verse 1:]
Anytime you want to suck up some blood
You know it ain't nothin but vampire drink
Wanted you could get it my dear
Five million dollar book, right here
Yeah I want'cho body, I need yo body
Long as you got me you won't need nobody
if you want it I got it, go get it I buy it
Tell 'em other broke niggas be quiet

[Chorus:]
Bellas on Deck on deck
Edwards on ice
And we can suck blood all night
Baby you can have stuff from Twilight (Twilight)
I said you can have whatever's from Twilight (Twilight)
Yeah
Late night hide so your wet and all tight
I'll burn this book tonight
Baby you can go to the theaters to see Twilight (Twilight)
I said you can go aywhere from Twilight (Twilight)
Yeah

[Verse 2:]
this book is sooo boring you will drop it
Will Eddie ever make it to college
Hundred cant deposit, vacations hit the tropics
Cause everybody know it ain't cool if ya got it
and you ain't never ever gotta go in yo wallet
Long as I got rubberband banks in my pocket
Five six, rides with rims and a body kit
Ya ain't gotta downgrade you can get what I get
My chick can have what she want
And go in any store for any bag she want
And know she ain't never had a man like that
To buy you anything ya heart desire like that
Yeah I want'cho body, I need yo body
Long as you got me you won't need nobody
You want it I got it, go get it I buy it
Tell 'em other broke niggas be quiet

[Chorus:]
Issabellas on deck
Bellas on ice
And we can jump to trees all night
Baby you could do stuff from Twilight (Twilight)
I said you can eat pudding while watching Twilight (Twilight)
Yeah
Late night bloods so wet you're so tight
I'll gas up the room for you tonight
Baby you can make girfeedie that says Twilight (Twlight)
I said you can burn the book of Twilight (Twilight)
Yeah

[Verse 3:]
I'm talkin' big boy rides
And big boy ice
Let me put this big boy in yo life
The thang get so wet, it hit so right
Let me put this big boy in yo life
That's right
Yeah I want'cho body, I need yo body
Long as you got me you won't need nobody
You want it I got it, go get it I buy it
Tell 'em other broke niggas be quiet

[Chorus:]
Craps on deck
Pees on Ice
And we can pop bottles all night
Baby you can have the book Twilight (Twilight)
I said you can have cookies made of Blood from Twilight(Twilight)
Yeah
Late night slay so wet you're so tight
I'll gas up the room for you tonight
Baby you can go anywhere in Twilight (Twilight)
I said you should go an watch Twilight (Twilight)
Yeah

Hey Bell

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