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Song Parodies -> "The Spider"

Original Song Title:

"Swing Ya Rag"

Original Performer:

T.I.

Parody Song Title:

"The Spider"

Parody Written by:

Johnny Nguyen

The Lyrics

WOOOOOO!!!!!! you!!!
Need y'all to take y'all rags out man!
And let it crawl! crawl! crawl! crawl!
crawl! crawl! crawl! crawl!

Alright (Alright) OK (OK) I don't dance (I don't dance) no way
I just take my spider in and crawl it 'round in the air
Take my web in and crawl it 'round in the air
Alright (Alright) OK (OK) I don't dance (I don't dance) no way
I just take my spider in and crawl it 'round in the air
Take my web in crawl wave it 'round in the air
HEY! CRAWL!

New big web with a spider
But the spider itself is very small
Full of a big web round big cash
Got a radioactive spider byte to tell it, comeon
We in the club homes gettin our thug on
A big spider web if you grown get your buzz on
We brought the new spider out and brought the web out
I'm like the spider I crawl and bring the web out
When it dark out, get Mygalomorphae in
We ball hard big spiders eat your web out
I'm too advanced super swag in my own spider
Falling on my spider web, crawl match my scrolling spider

Alright (Alright) OK (OK) I don't dance, no way
I just take my spider in and crawl it 'round in the air
Take my web in and crawl it 'round in the air
Alright (Alright) OK (OK) I don't dance, no way
I just take my spider in and crawl it 'round in the air
Take my web in and crawl it 'round in the air

I want to buzz in with the spiders coming thru
I'm crawlin' while I'm walking, rag falling out my pocket
If spiders are dangerous, homie I ain't even talking
The spiders will have worse effects than the mosquito bee
Catch me crawling outside (outside), seeing a spider (spider)
She follow me in web and I taught her how to crawl
Everything is a big spider so right now
The spider will crawl and how to do in the big web
Shawty I can show you how to spend this web real fast
Then get a group of spiders to give you web real fast
I am doing spiders, get set go and do it
Naw spiders, I ain't thinkin I'm just doing my thing!

Alright (Alright) OK (OK) I don't dance (I don't dance) no way
I just take my spider in and crawl it 'round in the air
Take my web in and crawl it 'round in the air
Alright (Alright) OK (OK) I don't dance (I don't dance) no way
I just take my spider in and crawl it 'round in the air
Take my web in and crawl it 'round in the air
HEY CRAWL!

I took some time off (okay), and now I'm back y'all (that's right)
You in the line outside, I'm in the back dawg (haaah!)
And when this song on, spiders will crawl
And make it crawl on them broads, watch them spiders see
Aye, pull ya spders in, and crawl it bottom top.
Let it sag with ya spiders get ya venoms just right
Get the deceptions and I will die from spider bites
Once a fool with it we 'gon get Araneomorphae

Alright (Alright) OK (OK) I don't dance (I don't dance) no way
I just take my spider in and crawl it 'round in the air
Take my web in and crawl it 'round in the air
Alright (Alright) OK (OK) I don't dance (I don't dance) no way
I just take my spider in and crawl it 'round in the air
Take my web in and crawl it 'round in the air
HEY CRAWL!

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