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Song Parodies -> "Sweater U Like"

Original Song Title:

"Whatever U Like"

Original Performer:

T.I.

Parody Song Title:

"Sweater U Like"

Parody Written by:

Blaydeman

The Lyrics

Woman, sometimes you can never please them.
Intro: I said, I will find a sweater u like (u like)
I said, I will find a sweater u like (u like)
Yeah

Chorus: Cashmere vests, some jeans so nice
But this wardrobe just isn’t right
Baby, I will find a sweater u like (u like)
I said, I will find a sweater u like (u like)
Yeah
Leather just so hot and so tight
I shop at the store for you tonight
Baby, I will find a sweater u like (u like)
I said, I will find a sweater u like (u like)
Yeah

Verse 1: Anything I buy you
It doesn’t satisfy you
When I go shopping, what I get causes you to cry you
Never seem to like what I get
Five hundred dollar dress, drop money, you’re set

Hook: Yeah, I’ll buy a sweater
Knit a sweater
As long as you got me won’t get much better
You hate it, I bought, return it, I wrought it
Know’em other brothas would never had thought it

Chorus: Cashmere vests, some jeans so nice
But this wardrobe just isn’t right
Baby, I will find a sweater u like (u like)
I said, I will find a sweater u like (u like)
Yeah
Leather just so hot and so tight
I shop at the store for you tonight
Baby, I will find a sweater u like (u like)
I said, I will find a sweater u like (u like)
Yeah

Verse 2: Now you are the hottest
Ain’t no way to stop this
Sweater on (on)
Could swore you look so stylish
No limit the sky’s it, don’t know if I should try it
Everybody knows you won’t like it if I buy it
You will neva eva like anything I get you
Even on holidays when I like to gift you
5, 6, hate this
Why’d I even date this
I ain’t gotta take this, I’ve made a mistake, this
My chick is so damn pushy
She gon’ stomp, and don’t get mushy
I know she’ll neva eva get any class
Instead of wearin’ this, she’d rather be bare assed

Hook: Yeah, I’ll buy a sweater
Knit a sweater
As long as you got me won’t get much better
You hate it, I bought, return it, I wrought it
Know’em other brothas would never had thought it

Chorus: Cashmere vests, some jeans so nice
But this wardrobe just isn’t right
Baby, I will find a sweater u like (u like)
I said, I will find a sweater u like (u like)
Yeah
Leather just so hot and so tight
I shop at the store for you tonight
Baby, I will find a sweater u like (u like)
I said, I will find a sweater u like (u like)
Yeah

Bridge: I’m talkin’ so stubborn
Think so long
Ev’rything I pick for her is wrong
The thing gets so hard
I’m not as strong
Ev’rything I pick for her is wrong
That’s all

Hook: Yeah, I’ll buy a sweater
Knit a sweater
As long as you got me won’t get much better
You hate it, I bought, return it, I wrought it
Know’em other brothas would never had thought it

Chorus: Cashmere vests, some jeans so nice
But this wardrobe just isn’t right
Baby, I will find a sweater u like (u like)
I said, I will find a sweater u like (u like)
Yeah
Leather just so hot and so tight
I shop at the store for you tonight
Baby, I will find a sweater u like (u like)
I said, I will find a sweater u like (u like)
Yeah
January 4, 2011

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Below Average Dave - January 30, 2011 - Report this comment
Honestly, the only problem with this one is its got a repetitious chorus--I wouldn't let the uno bomber bother you, not terribly high on the funny--but a decent parody of a tricky little song. . .545 (Cute more than out right funny in my opinion--not necessarily a bad thing, cute parodies are often just as popular as a recording as a funny parody)

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