-> "Train the boy- (Anikan to Vader)"
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"Train the boy- (Anikan to Vader)"
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I made a stop on Tatooine to fix some broken parts.
I left my padawan and took the queen to Watto-mart.
I met a four-foot-nothin' blonde son-of-a-gun.
I feel that he's the chosen one.
I watched as Jar-Jar waged a war to save Naboo.
After all I knew that Obi and I had chores to do.
The battle droids felt the wrath of Anikan,
While I met up with a red-sabered friend.
They say I'm crazy but will you still call me Qui-Gon Jinn?
If Yoda tells you Ani's evil then will you still train him?
Taking a saber to the chest is hard to enjoy.
Train the boy.
I had to go, to Kamino, to learn what Yoda didn't know.
Padme' and Ani, launched a rescue mission that went wrong.
The clones flew in, Count Dooku fled,
Jango said "Bye, Bye" to his head.
Our ship blew up, good thing Yoda was around.
This job ain't easy but will you still call me Obi-wan?
My young apprentice can't control himself and now his arm's gone.
Will he grow up or will his attitude just get worse?
Use the force.
(Obi-wan) "Why have you let your sight be clouded, my young Anikan?"
(Anikan) "My sight is perfect, all this time the dark side's been my best friend"
(Obi-wan) "I feared this time would come, and now I know you must die"
(Anikan) "You will try"
(In Vader's Voice)
You'll be exterminated if you call me Anikan.
My name is Vader now and no one can lie to me again.
With my new empire I am strong by my master's side.
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