He spends his life in California, watching
the people as they drink
Then he lies awake on the sidewalk,
Wishing that he could drink
Cause all his friends are out getting the world's attention
They're doing things that they'd rather not mention
with drugs
but just before he gets high,
he looks up with a little smile at me and he says

If I could drink like that, I would give anything
just to chug one beer, that I choose
If I could drink like that, which beer would I choose
what would I choose

The things we smoke for fun

She spends her days up in the north park,
getting people to notice her ass
And all she wants is a little bit of money
This money, is that too much to ask
All she wants is her own show, with a big bed
In LA or some other town
All she want's is that something
to give love to, after a few weeds
Yeah!

If I could f*** like that
I would give anything
just to give some stranger, a good screw
If I could f*** like that, who would I screw
who would I screw

I'm smoking all this, to get sweet dreams
I fade away

If I could drink like that, I would
Give anything
Just to buy one drink, with money left over for screws
If I could drink like that, who would I screw,
Who would I do

If I could drink like that, I would
give anything
just to buy one one more drink, and a good screw
If I could drink like that, what beer would I choose,
what would I choose

Drink if I could that like, anything
I gived
just to buy drink lalala
*thud*