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Song Parodies -> "KrypTonight"

Original Song Title:

"Kryptonite"

Original Performer:

Three Doors Down

Parody Song Title:

"KrypTonight"

Parody Written by:

AntBoogie

The Lyrics

Not my best parody thus far, but it's one of my favorite songs...I tried
I took a walk around the store to
See what I could buy
I left my wallet laying in the
Pocket of my thigh
I watched the clock tick past
The hours of high noon
I knew there's nothing I could do, Yeah


I watched the clock tick past
The hours of high noon
After all I knew you just stole from me
Money
I don't give a damn what you do now and then
As long as you won't be around at the end


If I get dirt-poor then will you still
Call me Superman
If I'm alive and well, will you
Be stealin' rings off my hands
I'll keep you in my sights with my
Super-check-book "aigh't?
KrypTonight


You called me cool, you broke my heart
You said I ain't that smart
You took for granted all the times I
Always lent you cash
You walked right in, all nice and brash
If not for me your ass would be grass
I picked you up then threw you
Right back with the trash


If I get dirt-poor then will you still
Call me Superman
If I'm alive and well, will you
Be stealin' rings off my hands
I'll keep you in my sights with my
Super-check-book "aigh't?
KrypTonight


Oh Whoa Whoa
3x

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dersydtrdty - July 29, 2011 - Report this comment
love it

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