Song Parodies -> I Am Very Constipated
| Original Song Title: | "I Hate Everything About You" |
| Original Performer: | Three Days Grace |
| Parody Song Title: | "I Am Very Constipated" |
| Parody Written by: | Kim M. |
This guy's weird enough to sing a song about his "poopy problem"...but does that mean I'm weird enough to write it for him???
Everytime I eat a steak
After eating a whole cake
All the feelings that I get
In my stomache, I regret
Only when I start to think about it...
(Chorus)
I am very constipated
Why did I eat all that?
I am very constipated
Why can't I go poop yet?
Everytime my shit is stuck
Way up there inside my butt
I push so hard until I scream
After lunch at Burger King
Only when I start to think about it...
I am very constipated
Why did I eat all that?
I am very constipated
Why can't I go poop yet?
Only when I still can't take a crap yet
I go to...
...the doctor, he'll pull it out, but till then...
I am very constipated
Why did I eat all that?
I am very constipated
Why can't I go poop yet?
I have
To take
A dump!
I gotta! (2x)
(Chorus)
After eating a whole cake
All the feelings that I get
In my stomache, I regret
Only when I start to think about it...
(Chorus)
I am very constipated
Why did I eat all that?
I am very constipated
Why can't I go poop yet?
Everytime my shit is stuck
Way up there inside my butt
I push so hard until I scream
After lunch at Burger King
Only when I start to think about it...
I am very constipated
Why did I eat all that?
I am very constipated
Why can't I go poop yet?
Only when I still can't take a crap yet
I go to...
...the doctor, he'll pull it out, but till then...
I am very constipated
Why did I eat all that?
I am very constipated
Why can't I go poop yet?
I have
To take
A dump!
I gotta! (2x)
(Chorus)
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You're obviously pretty sick to write crap like this.
Hey Uky shut the hell up! Everyone writes weird songs on this site! If we didn't, the sight wouldn't exist!
You got the wrong dam homophone! It's the "site" that wouldn't exist.
I stand for my beliefs, and that's that. :X
Freaky, in a good way.
Hey A-ron thanks for that!
yur crazy
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