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Song Parodies -> "Not Overweight"

Original Song Title:

"Not Too Late"

Original Performer:

Three Days Grace

Parody Song Title:

"Not Overweight"

Parody Written by:

Jarvis Procter

The Lyrics

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Mom cooked a big dinner
but just forget it
'fore she set the table
I had done et it
Just 'cause I need to grow
everyone that I know
tries to tell me that I'm overweight
I'm too overweight

I hear you all say
I have thunder thighs
just because I weigh
two hundred forty-five
Oh, but it is just fine
to like lots of pie
Don't ya'll try to put me down
just 'cause of my weight
I'm not overweight

Cheeseburgers, triple meat
a harmless habit
And there's nothing wrong with
five cakes for snackin'
Just 'cause I'm kinda slow
and I can't see my toes
it don't mean that I am overweight
I'm not overweight

I hear you all say
my heart risk is high
just because I weigh
three hundred eighty five
Oh, I'm still quick as light
in the buffet line
Just 'cause I look like a cow
don't you diss my weight
I'm not overweight

I need more food
so, go back
The stuff you bought
it didn't last
I would be sad
but I'd eat you, friend

I could go on Maury
but I won't let them
call me fat, I'm big boned...

I know you all say
"how is he alive?"
just because I weigh
eight hundred sixty-five
Now, no one eats but I
now, the fridge is dry
Guess you'd better go to town
to just feed my face
yeah, do what I say

But don't you ever put me down
'cause my weight's okay
I'm not overweight

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 5

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Jarvis Procter - October 08, 2007 - Report this comment
My mistake...the name of the OS is 'Never Too Late'.
"Odd" Lando - May 04, 2008 - Report this comment
I like the original song very much... Now i like this one better... Nice job... 2 Thumbs up...

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