Vain, I’m in love
Vain, Even in the buff
Vain, I’m real hot stuff
When I look in the mirror it’s me I enthrall

Okay, you feel like scum
I pledge to not make fun
Whereas my life is grand
Every place that I go’s considered promised land
There’s no need to divert
My vanity is not quirk
You know you can’t withstand
Me, myself and I are in high demand

Vain, I’m in love
Vain, Even in the buff
Vain, I’m real hot stuff
When I gained perfection I cannot recall

Vain, I’m in love
Vain, Even in the buff
Vain, I’m real hot stuff
I am the S-H-I-T once and for all

Conceit I guarantee
Will make you feel just like me
I’m not some common man
I’m better then you try to understand

Vain, I’m in love
Vain, Even in the buff
Vain, I’m real hot stuff
I’m my own lover I don’t mean to appall

Vain, I’m in love
Vain, Even in the buff
Vain, I’m real hot stuff
When I’m through with myself I need a menthol

Ego (Ego, Ego, Ego, Ego)
Is off the grid
Shadow (Shadow, Shadow, Shadow, Shadow)
You know I love you too
Sorrow (Sorrow, Sorrow, Sorrow, Sorrow)
Deadbeats’ what describes you
You know (You know, You know, You know, You know)
That I’m so much greater

Vain, I’m in love
Vain, Even in the buff
Vain, I’m real hot stuff
Can call me stuck up I’m still above you all

Vain, I’m in love
Vain, Even in the buff
Vain, I’m real hot stuff
Don’t tell me that cockiness is my down fall

Vain, I’m in love
Vain, Even in the buff
Vain, I’m real hot stuff
Can’t help that my swaggering fills you with gall
I just thought you should be on the ball
Could not refrain