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Song Parodies -> "Diet"

Original Song Title:

"Riot"

Original Performer:

Three Days Grace

Parody Song Title:

"Diet"

Parody Written by:

Treva Trev Yeah Boii!

The Lyrics

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Diet (parody of Riot- By Three Days Grace)

[verse 1]
If you fell, so obese
so hungry, yet so huge,
If you are, a fatty
so Bulgy, Hugely Big,
you need to diet now
eat way less, to lose pounds
start atkins, or low carb
just start now!!

[Chorus]
Lets start a diet, a diet
Lets start a diet
lets start a diet, a diet
lets start a Diet!

[verse 2]
If you Feel, so heavy,
exhausted, made fun of,
If you don't want to run,
Just diet, Jenny Craig?
You want a, change right now?
But Wont Run, lazy bum,
Too lazy? To walk now?
Just Eat Less!!

[Chorus]
Lets start a Diet, a Diet
lets start a Diet
Lets start a Diet, a Diet
Lets start a diet...

[Verse 3]
If you Try, The South Beach
But Doesn't Work? Just Don't Eat
Or Eat Less, Don't Give Up!
Just Step UP!!!

[vamp-chorus]
Lets Start a Diet, a Diet
Lets start a Diet...

[Chorus]
LETS START A DIET, A DIET,
LETS START A DIET,
LETS START A DIET, A DIET
LETS START A DIET,

[more chorus]
LETS START A DIET, A DIET,
LETS START A DIET,
LETS START A DIET, A DIET!!!!!!!!

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