Cake, made without love
Cake, I can't get enough
Cake, I like it tough
'Cause I'd rather eat cake than nothing at all

You're sick, you say not one more crumb
You're not the only one
I'll take you by the hand
And I'll save you from the cake you don't understand
This cake is filled with hurt
When factory-processing doesn't work
Trust me and take my hand
When the cake's homemade you will understand

Cake, made without love
Cake, I can't get enough
Cake, I like it tough
'Cause I'd rather eat cake than nothing at all
Cake, I can't get enough
Cake, I like it tough
'Cause I'd rather eat cake than nothing at all

Food poisoning and agony
Are better than misery
Trust me I've got a plan
When the cake's homemade you will understand

Cake, made without love
Cake, I can't get enough
Cake, I like it tough
'Cause I'd rather eat cake than nothing at all
Cake, made without love
Cake, I can't get enough
Cake, I like it tough
'Cause I'd rather eat cake than nothing
Rather eat cake

I know (I know I know I know I know)
That you're stuffed
You know (You know you know you know you know)
That I know the Heimlich maneuver
You know (You know you know you know)
I'm always here to save you
I know (I know I know I know I know)
That you'll thank me later

Cake, made without love
Cake, I can't get enough
Cake, I like it tough
'Cause I'd rather eat cake than nothing at all
Cake, without love
Cake, I can't get enough
Cake, I like it tough
'Cause I'd rather eat cake than nothing at all
Cake, made without love
Cake, I can't get enough
Cake, I like it tough
'Cause I'd rather eat cake than nothing at all
Rather eat cake than nothing at all
Rather eat cake