Every meal I did not eat.
All the vegetables and meat.
Every Big Mac that I saved.
All the leftovers not craved.

Every Chinese Take-out dish.
All the Long John Silver's fish.
All these portions are still good.
So I did just what I could.

Only now I'm having indigestion.

I ate everything in the fridge.
Where is the Maalox.
I ate everything in the fridge.
It's the buffet box.

Every piece of uncooked steak.
All the extra Birthday cake.
Frozen Yogurt by the scoop.
Excess chicken noodle soup.

Wasting all this food's out of the question.

I ate everything in the fridge.
I'm unbeatable.
I ate everything in the fridge.
That's still eatable.

Do you care to hear my own suggestion?
I'll eat.
Favorite body process is ingestion.
You can't beat.

I ate everything in the fridge.
Where's my medicine?
You ate everything in my fridge.
Where's your discipline?

I ate.
You ate.
I hate
Your hunger.

You ate everything in my fridge.
Time to go shopping.