Song Parodies -> Gnomes
| Original Song Title: | "Home" |
| Original Performer: | Three Days Grace |
| Parody Song Title: | "Gnomes" |
| Parody Written by: | Crazy Jamie! |
A song about a lawn gnome salesman, brings a tear to my eye, my father use to be a lawn gnome salesman until an unsatisfied customer shot him 26 times in the chest, RIP dad! This is for you!
If you need lawn gnomes
Just pick up the phone
We have all your needs
Even ones with beads
We can hardly wait for you check out this place
Even though you try really hard
Your never pleased with your yard
But with our lawn gnomes
Your house becomes a home
With our special sales price
Money wont be sacrificed
Come to Roy Tubbs lawn gnomes
We make you feel right at home
Lawn, Gnome, makes your house feel like a
Home, Gnomes, they make great additions to your home
Put them beside the road,
Make your neighbors P'OD
If you saw my commerical on T.V.
Then come see me
You can hardly wait
So we open at 8
Even though you try really hard
Your never pleased with your yard
But with our lawn gnomes
Your house becomes a home
With our special sales price
Money wont be sacrificed
Come to Roy Tubbs lawn gnomes
We make you feel right at home
Lawn, Gnome, makes your house feel like a
Home, Gnomes, they make great additions to your home
Lawn, Gnome, makes your house feel like a
Home, Gnomes, they make great additions to your home
You won't feel so alone
Even though you try really hard
Your never pleased with your yard
But with our lawn gnomes
Your house becomes a home
With our special sales price
Money wont be sacrificed
Come to Roy Tubbs lawn gnomes
We make you feel right at home
Lawn, Gnome, makes your house feel like a
Home, Gnomes, they make great additions to your home
Lawn, Gnome, makes your house feel like a
Home, Gnomes, they make great additions to your home
Just pick up the phone
We have all your needs
Even ones with beads
We can hardly wait for you check out this place
Even though you try really hard
Your never pleased with your yard
But with our lawn gnomes
Your house becomes a home
With our special sales price
Money wont be sacrificed
Come to Roy Tubbs lawn gnomes
We make you feel right at home
Lawn, Gnome, makes your house feel like a
Home, Gnomes, they make great additions to your home
Put them beside the road,
Make your neighbors P'OD
If you saw my commerical on T.V.
Then come see me
You can hardly wait
So we open at 8
Even though you try really hard
Your never pleased with your yard
But with our lawn gnomes
Your house becomes a home
With our special sales price
Money wont be sacrificed
Come to Roy Tubbs lawn gnomes
We make you feel right at home
Lawn, Gnome, makes your house feel like a
Home, Gnomes, they make great additions to your home
Lawn, Gnome, makes your house feel like a
Home, Gnomes, they make great additions to your home
You won't feel so alone
Even though you try really hard
Your never pleased with your yard
But with our lawn gnomes
Your house becomes a home
With our special sales price
Money wont be sacrificed
Come to Roy Tubbs lawn gnomes
We make you feel right at home
Lawn, Gnome, makes your house feel like a
Home, Gnomes, they make great additions to your home
Lawn, Gnome, makes your house feel like a
Home, Gnomes, they make great additions to your home
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I like it. 4-5-5.
DKOS, but great work here, 5-5-5
in Seven days...you will get syphillys
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