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Original Song Title:

"Home"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Three Days Grace

Parody Song Title:

"Gnomes"

Parody Written by:

Crazy Jamie!

The Lyrics

A song about a lawn gnome salesman, brings a tear to my eye, my father use to be a lawn gnome salesman until an unsatisfied customer shot him 26 times in the chest, RIP dad! This is for you!
If you need lawn gnomes
Just pick up the phone
We have all your needs
Even ones with beads
We can hardly wait for you check out this place

Even though you try really hard
Your never pleased with your yard
But with our lawn gnomes
Your house becomes a home
With our special sales price
Money wont be sacrificed
Come to Roy Tubbs lawn gnomes
We make you feel right at home
Lawn, Gnome, makes your house feel like a
Home, Gnomes, they make great additions to your home

Put them beside the road,
Make your neighbors P'OD
If you saw my commerical on T.V.
Then come see me
You can hardly wait
So we open at 8

Even though you try really hard
Your never pleased with your yard
But with our lawn gnomes
Your house becomes a home
With our special sales price
Money wont be sacrificed
Come to Roy Tubbs lawn gnomes
We make you feel right at home
Lawn, Gnome, makes your house feel like a
Home, Gnomes, they make great additions to your home

Lawn, Gnome, makes your house feel like a
Home, Gnomes, they make great additions to your home

You won't feel so alone


Even though you try really hard
Your never pleased with your yard
But with our lawn gnomes
Your house becomes a home
With our special sales price
Money wont be sacrificed
Come to Roy Tubbs lawn gnomes
We make you feel right at home
Lawn, Gnome, makes your house feel like a
Home, Gnomes, they make great additions to your home

Lawn, Gnome, makes your house feel like a
Home, Gnomes, they make great additions to your home

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Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 3.6
Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 7

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JP - September 23, 2006 - Report this comment
I like it. 4-5-5.
The Charnstar - September 23, 2006 - Report this comment
DKOS, but great work here, 5-5-5
a - February 22, 2007 - Report this comment
in Seven days...you will get syphillys

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