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Song Parodies -> "My Sister's Not A Ho"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Three Days Grace

Parody Song Title:

"My Sister's Not A Ho"

Parody Written by:

Billy Boyd

The Lyrics

You call her a ho, and you're not alone
but it's all lies, so I won't hear, you know about her pubic hair
I won't let you disgarce our good family name

No matter how hard I try, I can't silence you guys
we live in a christian home, I know my sister's a not a ho
Just because she likes to cheer, she's never had a beer
and she would never get stoned, so you jerks just leave her alone

My sister's not a...
My sister's not a ho!

Well, maybe once, when she came home, it was already dawn
and maybe once I heard a scream from her room, but that don't mean a thing!
It was you and Mark and Jake? Well, that's b.s 'cause I've prayed

And the Good Lord, he replied, she's an angel pure and white
Off to church you all should go, I know my sister's not a ho
Though, when mom and dad aren't here, she acts like Britney Spears
But it's a harmless phase I know, so you jerks just leave her alone

My sister's not a...
My sister's not a ho!

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Pacing: 3.3
How Funny: 3.1
Overall Rating: 3.3

Total Votes: 7

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Anita B. Lowjob - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment
ITS A NAME PARODY!!! SOUND IT OUT IF YOU NEED TO i think yous a ho. your song dont fit the rhythm of the song at all.. well maybe some. BUT ALL IN ALL IT SUCKS. ************************************************************** and your sister is a ho. me and 3 strangers gang banged her behind the bar the other night. shes a freak. she even tought me a few new things. i didnt think the human body could bend that way and do THAT at the same time. WOW!!! **************************************************************
Billy Boyd - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL! I apreciate the comment, and I admit, this wasn't the best put together song. It was done mostly out of boredom. And by the way, I don't even have a sister. I'm glad you and your friends had fun though with whoever it was. Well...if it was at your local may have been your mom. Hope you got a good look at her face before you did anything. Cheers.
0_0 - May 14, 2006 - Report this comment
it doesn't even match the beat
Joel Martinez - June 04, 2006 - Report this comment
I feel your pain,555

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