Song Parodies -> Thin Like You
| Original Song Title: | "Just Like You" |
| Original Performer: | Three Days Grace |
| Parody Song Title: | "Thin Like You" |
| Parody Written by: | Billy Boyd |
If I could eat lean
if I could like lettuce
you know I could be thin like you
I like to eat steak
but you say that it's stupid
just 'cause I'm not thin like you
You're always sittin' beside me
we always eat at Subway
you're wrong if you think that I'll be thin like you
You thought you were there to guide me
but you're not my friend anyway
you're wrong if you think that I'll be thin like you
You say I'll get old
and I'll be loveless
if I don't hurry and get thin like you
Well, I guess I could eat
Then, secretly, vomit
and then, I could be thin like you
I don't want you to sit beside me
I don't want to eat at Subway
you're wrong if you think that I'll be thin like you
You thought you were there to guide me
but you're not my friend anyway
you're wrong if you think that I'll be thin like you
On my own, 'cause I can't take running with you
I'm alone, so I won't turn out like you want me to
I don't want you to sit beside me
I don't want to eat at Subway
you're wrong if you think that I'll be thin like you
You thought you were there to guide me
but you're not my friend anyway
you're wrong if you think that I'll be thin like you
So, screw you, you're mean
I'll just eat my Angus
'cause I don't wanna be thin like you
if I could like lettuce
you know I could be thin like you
I like to eat steak
but you say that it's stupid
just 'cause I'm not thin like you
You're always sittin' beside me
we always eat at Subway
you're wrong if you think that I'll be thin like you
You thought you were there to guide me
but you're not my friend anyway
you're wrong if you think that I'll be thin like you
You say I'll get old
and I'll be loveless
if I don't hurry and get thin like you
Well, I guess I could eat
Then, secretly, vomit
and then, I could be thin like you
I don't want you to sit beside me
I don't want to eat at Subway
you're wrong if you think that I'll be thin like you
You thought you were there to guide me
but you're not my friend anyway
you're wrong if you think that I'll be thin like you
On my own, 'cause I can't take running with you
I'm alone, so I won't turn out like you want me to
I don't want you to sit beside me
I don't want to eat at Subway
you're wrong if you think that I'll be thin like you
You thought you were there to guide me
but you're not my friend anyway
you're wrong if you think that I'll be thin like you
So, screw you, you're mean
I'll just eat my Angus
'cause I don't wanna be thin like you
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