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Song Parodies -> "I Hate Everything About Chris"

Original Song Title:

"I Hate Everything About You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Three Days Grace

Parody Song Title:

"I Hate Everything About Chris"

Parody Written by:

Andiel_Emily

The Lyrics

This song is dedicated to my ex boyfriend and our seriously messed up relationship....
Every time I see your face
I want to puke all over the place
I poured soda on your head
Still wishing that you were dead
Why'd you have to be so gay?
Never thought I'd date a fag
But it's too late to go back
And now respect is what I lack

Only when I start to go insane

I hate everything about Chris
Why do I...date fags?
I hate everything about Chris
Why do I...date fags?

Every time I see your face
I think what a big mistake
But everyone makes five or ten
And yes, you were one of them

Only when I start to go insane

I hate everything about this
Why did I...date Chris?
I hate everything about Chris
What is there...to miss?

Only when I start to think about it
I know
Only when you come out of the closet
Do you know

I hate everything about Chris
Why do I...date fags?
I hate everything about Chris
Why do you...date fags?
I...hate...you...hate...why did...I...date you
I hate everything about Chris
Why did I...date you?

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Jason - December 22, 2003 - Report this comment
sounds to me like you need a real man ;-)
velvet - December 22, 2003 - Report this comment
pretty good
girl - December 24, 2003 - Report this comment
That was good. I dated a guy named Chris who totally turned out to be a fag too. I don't even know what i saw in him before he's such a geek.
best friend:) - December 28, 2003 - Report this comment
hooray! i finally found it! great job! you got he-who-must-not-be-named down to a t! i'm so(sob) proud of you!
Billy Joe - February 21, 2004 - Report this comment
that is great
To a Lesser Extent - July 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey, "girl," don't knock geeks. We take a lot of crap from people, and we don't like it. But overall, good parody.

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