Song Parodies -> I Hate Everything About Chris
| Original Song Title: | "I Hate Everything About You" |
| Original Performer: | Three Days Grace |
| Parody Song Title: | "I Hate Everything About Chris" |
| Parody Written by: | Andiel_Emily |
This song is dedicated to my ex boyfriend and our seriously messed up relationship....
Every time I see your face
I want to puke all over the place
I poured soda on your head
Still wishing that you were dead
Why'd you have to be so gay?
Never thought I'd date a fag
But it's too late to go back
And now respect is what I lack
Only when I start to go insane
I hate everything about Chris
Why do I...date fags?
I hate everything about Chris
Why do I...date fags?
Every time I see your face
I think what a big mistake
But everyone makes five or ten
And yes, you were one of them
Only when I start to go insane
I hate everything about this
Why did I...date Chris?
I hate everything about Chris
What is there...to miss?
Only when I start to think about it
I know
Only when you come out of the closet
Do you know
I hate everything about Chris
Why do I...date fags?
I hate everything about Chris
Why do you...date fags?
I...hate...you...hate...why did...I...date you
I hate everything about Chris
Why did I...date you?
I want to puke all over the place
I poured soda on your head
Still wishing that you were dead
Why'd you have to be so gay?
Never thought I'd date a fag
But it's too late to go back
And now respect is what I lack
Only when I start to go insane
I hate everything about Chris
Why do I...date fags?
I hate everything about Chris
Why do I...date fags?
Every time I see your face
I think what a big mistake
But everyone makes five or ten
And yes, you were one of them
Only when I start to go insane
I hate everything about this
Why did I...date Chris?
I hate everything about Chris
What is there...to miss?
Only when I start to think about it
I know
Only when you come out of the closet
Do you know
I hate everything about Chris
Why do I...date fags?
I hate everything about Chris
Why do you...date fags?
I...hate...you...hate...why did...I...date you
I hate everything about Chris
Why did I...date you?
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sounds to me like you need a real man ;-)
pretty good
That was good. I dated a guy named Chris who totally turned out to be a fag too. I don't even know what i saw in him before he's such a geek.
hooray! i finally found it! great job! you got he-who-must-not-be-named down to a t! i'm so(sob) proud of you!
that is great
Hey, "girl," don't knock geeks. We take a lot of crap from people, and we don't like it. But overall, good parody.
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