Moo, just listen to my voice,
If you cows can make the noise,
Just run over those cowboys,
Cow calling with our voice,
We make that noise,
Either moo! or we will all be destroyed.

MOO! And show me what you can do
When you step into the pasture and graze like we do,
And MOO! if you just like mooing, Bud.
MOO! If you just feel like chewing cud.

You must fear me, start the running of the bulls,
It was never my choice to be a moo-cow,
Here I am somehow,
Buck up, you don't know if you're a big steer,
You feel like a heifer inside, that brings me to tears,
I hate chicken, fish, and hams.

If you do brand me, I'll Moo, just listen to my voice,
If you cows can make the noise,
Just run over those cowboys,
Cow calling with our voice,
We make that noise,
Either moo! or we will all be destroyed.
Round up, and let's go straight to the dude ranch,
You've never been to that place I find, heifers and steers,
No, we don't like the ham.

MOO! And show me what you can do
When you step into the pasture and graze like we do,
And MOO! if you just like mooing, Bud.
MOO! If you just feel like chewing cud.

We chew cud around the clocks,
And there are probably more herds like me.
I will knock your socks, I can't be milked anymore, EMPTY.
Need to leave until my udders are healed,
I need to breath, cuz' ole' Bessie just keeled,
So breath, let's stampede and run the cowboys over.
Because I want to just go run away.

MOO! And show me what you can do
When you step into the pasture and graze like we do,
And MOO! if you just like mooing, Bud.
MOO! If you just feel like chewing cud.