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Song Parodies -> "Floss My Teeth"

Original Song Title:

"Boss Of Me"

Original Performer:

They Might Be Giants

Parody Song Title:

"Floss My Teeth"

Parody Written by:

Mikey Boy

The Lyrics

This is the Malcolm In The Middle theme song
At the dentist
My teeth suck
They gotta clean them badly

There gonna floss my teeth now
There gonna floss my teeth now
There gonna floss my teeth now cause they are so black
There gonna floss my teeth now
There gonna floss my teeth now
There gonna floss my teeth now cause they are so black

Get listerine, so it can clean
All the shit all on my teeth
Its time to wash, and all that floss
Will get caught up in my teeth
Why should, why should I clean them
Cause i'll forget to brush them

There gonna floss my teeth now
There gonna floss my teeth now
There gonna floss my teeth now cause they are so black
There gonna floss my teeth now
There gonna floss my teeth now
There gonna floss my teeth now cause they are so black

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