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Song Parodies -> "Lost Chrono Dragon Hearts"

Original Song Title:

"Man, It's So Loud in Here"

Original Performer:

They Might Be Giants

Parody Song Title:

"Lost Chrono Dragon Hearts"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

A parody of JRPGs set to the tune of one of my favorite songs from my favorite band. Enjoy!
(Lost Chrono Dragon Hearts)

I start out with no memory
And a spiky hairstyle.
Effeminate posture? Check.
Everyone is dressed so oddly.
Why can't I kill them
And take all their money and their things?

Hey man, dude, look out. I am trying to play
Lost Chrono Dragon Hearts.
When I solve this mystery and finally reach the end,
I will start on New Game Plus.

You have to carry all your things.
Don't want to place them;
Goblins will carry off your things...


Great, I'm facing a mini-boss
With no health potions.

Everything looks different when you play
Through the game for the second time.
The NPCs all talk in Japanese.

Hey, man, dude look out. I am trying to play
Lost Chrono Dragon Hearts.
When my time is over, and I hand you the controls,
I'll be standing in your way.

(Chorus and such repeats until end of song.)

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   1

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Christie Marie M - January 26, 2010 - Report this comment
I wish I had that game on PS2 or XBox, or wherever console you would put this on! I happen to be a big fan of JRPG's! My bro has plenty of them on his XBox and PS2. I'm game to give you 5's for this one!

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