Song Parodies -> Seven Figure Lawsuit (Downloading music)

Original Song Title:

"Seven Nation Army"

Original Performer:

The White Stripes

  
Parody Song Title:

"Seven Figure Lawsuit (Downloading music)"

Parody Written by:

Jeremiah McGlothin

Every since I heard this song, I wanted to make a parody of it. Reading the news, I saw they're going to starting suing people who download music and I happened to be listening to this song at the time.
They're gonna burn 'em all
A seven figure lawsuit wouldn't hold them back
We're gonna catch 'em all
Downloading songs right behind our back
And I'm warning all you guys at night
You need to stop that s**t
Back and forth through your files
Looking for a trace of it
And a message coming from the news says
To leave it alone

Don't want to hear about it?
Every single one's got an excuse to tell
Now you all know about it
If you download this song I'll send you to hell
And if I catch you download one more song
I'm gonna sue all of you
And that aint what you want to hear
But that's what we'll do
And the stealing coming from your home
We'll take your home

You're going in prison cells
Far from your computer forevermore
I'm gonna work the scum
Make them cash drip out every pore
And we're laughing, and we're laughing, and we're laughing
Right along with Lars
All the songs are gonna bleed from you
And you will share no more
And the screams coming from the bars
This is your new home
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Jonathan C. - June 27, 2003 - Report this comment
First of all, great parody. Second of all, I'd like to see these guys try to jail everybody with a computer. Can't be done.;)
Billy Florio - June 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Should I be worried about this lawsuit?...not that I use kazaa or anyhing. . .. . . (stop looking at me!)

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