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Song Parodies -> "Junkfood is Fun"

Original Song Title:

"Diamonds and Guns"

Original Performer:

The Transplants

Parody Song Title:

"Junkfood is Fun"

Parody Written by:

S.T.G. and Ghetto John

The Lyrics

MARS are just for eating at home,
Eaten more DOTS than Bubble Gum.
Bubble Yum is fun, make bubbles blow up.
Who wants the Snickers? Who wants the Twizzlers?
Who gonna eat them when Prime Time's on?
Junkfood is fun, junkfood is fun.

Eat at Burger World or at Wendy's, it's cool
And it's for dinner.
Eat at Sizzler or KFC's, it's cool
And it's for dinner.

(Ghetto John)
Kit Kat Bar, whats that? your joking right?
Lookin' for the big fat hog who took the Honey Buns Yum
The CandyStore's closed we can still have fun
And who's the frickin big fat hog who stole all the Honey Buns?
Honey Buns Honey Buns there all gone
Ate em' all up, and now we got none
Now I smell the smell of cookies on the pan
Guess I've got junk food on my mind

Kicked out of McDonalds, now I cry
No one lives with their cholesterol as high
From those who eat out to those who love dots.
Let's just eat Pop Rocks with a Mountain Dew, yow!

(Ghetto John)
Every last soul just loves tootie rolls
When mom gets done tonight, who will lick the bowl?
Don't get none on dads new suit? or hit him in the sack?
Thats when my dad pulls out his frickin gun and his badge?
I'm eatin junk food, thats what i call livin'
Guess you could say, it's a junk food world we live in
It's a junk food world we live in

I order out, chowing down, pizza's what I'm getting now.
Got Domino's, wow, I ordered lots, chicken's what I'm eating now.
Pick up, let me pick up now, pay and let me chow it down,
Sauce on your face with a pepperoni stuck right on.
Drinkin' Coke, it's all about Pepsi's what you're pissin' out
Anymore I'll be lazy, hazy, hoarse, throwing up, I'm chillin' out
Tippin' now, I'm whigging out, different now, want pizza now.
Want a big Patty Melt and ouch they're still burning hot.
McDonald's I'm eating out, in buffets no gettin' out
2, 1, 3, grab your fork, drive hungry, wild
Listen now, I'm drinking now, a 6-pack I'm sippin' out

Eat at King Gyros or at Rally's, it's cool
And it's for dinner.
Eat at Pizza Hut or MickeyDee's, it's cool
And it's for dinner.

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dont matter - August 13, 2004 - Report this comment
man im lovin ur song. thats a hard song to parody but you got it right on target. I salute you

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