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Song Parodies -> "Expenses Claim"

Original Song Title:

"Thats Not My Name"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Ting Tings

Parody Song Title:

"Expenses Claim"

Parody Written by:

J Lucia-wright (jj)

The Lyrics

memorable song for a memorable cock up!
Expenses Claim!



Bought a few things just to get me along
gone a bit O.T.T and Its front page of the sun and I
I keep walking, keeping it together
Press hanging round gotta find something to say now

Gordon brown, everyday the same
Don't wanna be an M.P
Listen to me, oh no
I shouldn’t say anything at all
the beans they have been spilt
and they have aired my claim aim aim aim

receipts for bulb
receipts for duck house
receipts for make-up
time and again
expenses claim
expenses claim
expenses claim
expenses claim

I claim for loo roll
a hanging basket
2 kenyan carpets
Always the same
expenses claim
expenses claim
expenses claim
expenses claim

the general public have no clue at all
How else– am – I - able to afford a pool?
esteems falling, it isn’t that appalling
gonna buy some trelace and decorate my fence now

panic now cant say nothing right
Lock myself away
Listen to me, I'm not
Although I'm dressed up, out and all with
Everything considered
dont forget my claim (ame, ame, ame)

receipts for lamp
receipts for ice cubes
receipts for ma-nure
time and again
expenses claim
expenses claim
expenses claim
expenses claim

I claim for biscuits
a tin of dog food
a chocolate santa
Always the same
expenses claim
expenses claim
expenses claim
expenses claim

Are you claiming for tea lights?
Are you claiming for eels?
Are you claiming for tea lights?
Are you claiming for eels?

They claim for toast
They claim for marmite
They claim for flora
Time and again
expenses claim
expenses claim
expenses claim
expenses claim
I claim for arse wipes
a set of bagpipes
amazon blow pipe
always the same
expenses claim
expenses claim
expenses claim
expenses claim
They claim for pringles
Tablets for shingles
Some bells that jingle
Tie round there head
expenses claim
expenses claim
expenses claim
expenses claim
I claim for tofu
a naked lap dance
6 lbs of tripe
always the same
expenses claim
expenses claim
expenses claim
expenses claim
They claim for deep heat
They claim for savlon
They claim for canneston
To ease the pain
expenses claim
expenses claim
expenses claim
expenses claim
I claim for tampax
brazillian wax
adopt a fat cat
barneys his name
expenses claim
expenses claim
expenses claim
expenses claim


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Phil Alexander - May 28, 2009 - Report this comment
:-)

...I'm sure I'd have spotted a claim for bagpipes in the mix somewhere

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