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Song Parodies -> "Half-Life"

Original Song Title:

"Last Nite"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Strokes

Parody Song Title:

"Half-Life"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

A tribute to the Half-Life franchise. LEAVE A COMMENT OR VOTE PLEASE!
Half-Life: Blue Shift
Where Barney Calhoun is
A protagonist
I've never played this

As I played Blue Shift
That Barney picks up vests
From fallen comrades, I guess
He's doing his best

Well, playing Counter Strike for 27 minutes now
The terrorists felt so down
And I do make sure
Buy some armor I need

See, players really understand
My brother really understands
Enemies really understand
On top of this, even though I'm gonna understand

Half-Life Decay
It's just an add-on to
The Playstation 2
Port of Half-Life, I knew

Gina Cross and Colette Green
The colleagues of Gordon
Gordon, last name Freeman
What a real great game, yeah

Oh, players really understand
My girlfriend, she might understand
In cafes, they can understand
And me, I can still really understand

Half-Life 2's out
So do Opposing Force
And Team Fortress of course
Even Half-Life: Source

Haven't played Day of Defeat
Team Fortress can't be beat
Turning up the heat
I'm playing Counter Strike, yeah

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Fitu - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
No i won't leave a comment or vote because i can't be bothered.
Anal Re10tive Cop - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Good idea, Fitu. We're bored with you already.
MIKE - November 09, 2010 - Report this comment
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