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Song Parodies -> "I Am A Gardener of Constant Marrows"

Original Song Title:

"I Am A Man Of Constant Sorrow"

Original Performer:

The Soggy Bottom Boys

Parody Song Title:

"I Am A Gardener of Constant Marrows"

Parody Written by:

LucidLupin LeeBee

The Lyrics

(With constant marrows all her days)

I am a gardener with constant marrows
Courgettes doubled in many ways
I grow 'em well and am lucky
From slugs they're safe on a bed raised

(From slugs they're safe on a bed raised)

For 6 long years I've gone to trouble
Sowing them here on earth I've found
Four feet of space each they're bound to ramble
I have to thin them out in rows

(She has to thin them out in rows)

Supplied her real well my old true mother
Tho' they left her stomach in great pain
Four I gave to Clive and Graham had loads
Dont think they want any more again

(Dont think they want any more again

Marrows have buried me in a deep valley
As fast as I gather I find more lay
And you may have to learn to love marrow
To stop me turning in my grave

(To stop her turning in her grave)

Maybe your friends think I'm no danger
My marrows they'll never see no more
But there is one promise that is given
I'll bring you marrows on God's Golden Shore

(She'll bring you marrows on God's Golden Shore)
lucidlupin leebee

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Airfarcewon - October 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Great Movie...Great song...Great parody!
Royce Miller - October 19, 2004 - Report this comment
you did a great job with this rather difficult song
Adagio - October 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Good one. What's a marrow?
John Barry - October 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Entertaining and educational.
LucidLupin LeeBee - October 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks for the comments all ;) I'm not sure but I think you might call marrows - "squash" if you are in the US.....(?) and what we in UK call Courgettes - you may call Zucchinis.... Correct me if Im wrong someone - re other places I don't know.. ;)
LucidLupin LeeBee - October 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Marrow = http://tinyurl.com/7ybgf ;oD
Mags - December 15, 2004 - Report this comment
I've read a lot better! ;-)
Claudia - May 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Brilliant!!!
LucidLupin LeeBee - June 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you Claudia ;)
Ahmed - January 17, 2007 - Report this comment
i love this song so much very good song
Lucidlupin - March 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Ahmed :-)
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