-> "I Hate Angelina"
Original Song Title:
"Everybody Hates Flanders"
Parody Song Title:
"I Hate Angelina"
Every fella in the world today -
Adores that so-called actress,
But Olivia deHavilland she ain't.
Angie likes to bust up homes -
She thinks that she's a supermom,
She isn't very ladylike or quaint.
A-N-G-E-L-I-N-A - she's in the tabloids everyday,
But her latest flick was not such a success.
They think she's hot.
I say she's not.
I'd rather look at bugs or watch paint dry.
Everywhere you turn you hear about her -
She just wants to be a mother,
Have one kid after another.
She's a bogus - goody two shoes, that's - no lie.
Thinks she's so great,
They venerate -
Everybody's worshiping that flake.
Time Magizine has joined the adoration -
Maybe it's a motherhood fixation.
Betty Friedan was a witch,
Hillary Clinton is a flat-faced bitch -
Angie is a great humanitarian.
If you hate vamps in saints' clothing, then you're sure to loathe Ms. Jolie,
Or her little weenie boyfriend what's his name.
"He is the Pitts!"
Adopts orphans -
Seduces men -
All of that is just part of the image.
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