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Song Parodies -> "I Hate Angelina"

Original Song Title:

"Everybody Hates Flanders"

Original Performer:

The Simpsons

Parody Song Title:

"I Hate Angelina"

Parody Written by:

2Eagle

The Lyrics

Every fella in the world today -
Adores that so-called actress,
But Olivia deHavilland she ain't.
Angie likes to bust up homes -
She thinks that she's a supermom,
She isn't very ladylike or quaint.

A-N-G-E-L-I-N-A - she's in the tabloids everyday,
But her latest flick was not such a success.

J-O
They think she's hot.
L-I-E
I say she's not.
I'd rather look at bugs or watch paint dry.

Everywhere you turn you hear about her -
She just wants to be a mother,
Have one kid after another.
She's a bogus - goody two shoes, that's - no lie.

J-O
Thinks she's so great,
L-I-E
They venerate -
Everybody's worshiping that flake.
Time Magizine has joined the adoration -
Maybe it's a motherhood fixation.
Betty Friedan was a witch,
Hillary Clinton is a flat-faced bitch -
Angie is a great humanitarian.

If you hate vamps in saints' clothing, then you're sure to loathe Ms. Jolie,
Or her little weenie boyfriend what's his name.
"He is the Pitts!"

J-O
Adopts orphans -
L-I-E
Seduces men -
All of that is just part of the image.

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alvin - July 05, 2007 - Report this comment
nice bit o' bashin'
JP - July 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Totally agree. Overrated, anorexic skank.
2Eagle - July 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, JP and alvin.
CowPattyHearst - September 25, 2008 - Report this comment
She has been replaced by Sarah Palin.
Jean - March 26, 2009 - Report this comment
I cannot stand this creature and I'm baffled by her obvious ability to 'lie' her way to the top. Pitt is not, nor ever has been, the sharpest tool in the shed, Jen is on a much higher level than he'll ever be in this life. 18 kids or not. (I'm still thinkin' she scoops kids from outside on North America because NO agency here could possibly approve her. Pitt or no Pitt.)
2Eagle - April 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Jean. Yes, Angie is a siren, but Jen is an actress. Brad seems to be sharper than you think. He must have dumped Jen for Angie for the star power and he has had many more affairs before that. Someday, Angie will be left behind with the kids to raise while Brad moves on.
2Eagle - September 03, 2012 - Report this comment
Today, on this page, I noticed a pro birth control ad.

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