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Song Parodies -> "The Boy Who Just Won't Poop"

Original Song Title:

"The Man Who Can't Be Moved"

Original Performer:

The Script

Parody Song Title:

"The Boy Who Just Won't Poop"

Parody Written by:

Mel

The Lyrics

Funny song, enjoy
Sittin' here on this toilet like my mum told me to,
got my arms crossed infront of me, I'm not gonna poop.
Got my shorts round my ankles, and i do need to go,
but the toilet seat's uncomfortable and I'm falling in the bowl.
Mum's encouragement's getting me no where,
I'm not really listening, and I don't actually care.
I like my potty better, what am I supposed to do?
And how can I go toilie when I'm falling in the loo?

CHORUS:
Cause this morining I woke up and really needed to pee,
so I went to the bathroom to sit on my potty.
"You're a big boy now," my mummy said to me,
so now I'm sitting here, on this stupid toilet seat,
say, "I'm not poopin' , I'm not poopin', yeah..."

Mummy says, "honey, you can't stay here."
I say, "I like my potty better, can't I go on there instead?"
Gonna stand my ground, I aint gonna go.
Sit here all day if I have to, till my kidneys explode.

CHORUS:
Cause this morning I woke up and really needed to pee,
so I went to the bathroom to sit on the potty.
"You're a big boy now," my mummy said to me,
so now I'm sitting here, on this stupid toilet seat,
say, "I'm not poopin', I'm not poopin', yeah.
I'm not poopin', I'm not poopin', yeah..."

People talk about that mum who's waiting on her child,
ooh-ooh-ooooh-ooh,
to get over his potty, and produce something vile,
ooh-ooh-ooooh...
Well, maybe I'll get known as "The Boy who just wont Poop"
who wont go to the toilet when his mama told him to,
One News will come running to my house, and wont believe it's truuue -
I'm the boy who just wont poop,
on this stupid grown up loo.

CHORUS:
Cause this morning I woke up and really needed to pee,
so I went to the bathroom to sit on my potty.
"You're a big boy now," my mummy said to me,
so now I'm sitting here, on this stupid toilet seat,
say, "I'm not poopin', I'm not poopin', yeah.
I'm not poopin', I'm not poopin', yeah..."

Sittin' here on this toilet, like my mum told me to.
Got my arms crossed infront of me, I'm not gonna poop,
oooh...
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