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Song Parodies -> "Soap Opera"

Original Song Title:

"Web"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Roots

Parody Song Title:

"Soap Opera"

Parody Written by:

Johnny Nguyen

The Lyrics

Uh huh
uh

And it weights a ton
'riq geez romance I'm a son of a primetime
Many hearts and passions still live forever
Talk sharp like watching Peyton Place for now
clear my path and come in to watch Dallas today
Trying to watch Dynasty like you collapse your lungs
Young chump you could choke off soap operas I spun
I done cleared 'em out from the threat I brung
You done heard about what set I'm from
It's like, are you sure to watch Days of Our Lives
Y'all better bow down when the ruler come
I'm a real hood love not a hood-a-lum
The way Thought put it down be confusin' some of y'all
I can see watching General Hospital
When High School is ready to out for now
Like 'em on hearts like I'm doin' a seminar
Professional type, I'm adjusting my love
General Hospital is the oldest soap opera ever
Give you something to run from
, bust off your dum-dum
Stop kid, that hot soap you know where it come from
It's this General Hospital today?
And reinforcin' that buck is the hearts
And when I finish making you recognize
I'm getin' at a couple civilized women that's tryin' to ride
You were waitin' on the city to come off the oil
You wanna get the romance up off the wall
Just to see you smile and enjoy yourself
To keep you in health, this for all of y'all
I'm watching General Hospital on ABC
And I can't tell what y'all soaps watchin' for

My name 'riq geez and I'm back for more
To get more daytime than the corner store
with a picture of the cast of Dynasty on the door
while I'm seein Days of Our Lives like a carnivore
Matter fact, ease back 'fore you get harmed
Ring the, warning horn when I'm gon' perform
The first thing you watch is The Young and the Restless
I'm a have y'all flicks on the evening news
Play y'all part - get on y'all P's and Q's
And when y'all think Thought, be prepared to watch
Bring money to spend and somebody to lend
And some worthwhile money not twenties and tens
Get him to watch Empire on FOX right soon
Who coulda help you black, not none of ya friends
Because, I put a red heart under ya chin
Have your physical remains found under the pen
If I'm coming up in the place, I'm coming to win
Wasn't in it for a minute, now I'm dumbin' again

'riq geez ock, y'all can chat what y'all please
Receive what I'm gonna give back to y'all please
'cuz y'all don't really wanna get clapped with all these
My man, you can take y'all strap when y'all leave
You see the squad come in the place, they all freeze
Ice heart, with his mellow cool breeze
Should you watch Bold and the Beautiful
Fans ain't never get a royalty check
I do work, no question, and bomb your set
I'm calm collect, sharp like watchin old ones
RIP the old soapers
Until I touch the mic, y'all people ain't seen danger yet
I'm a decorated vet, I regulate and wreck
Never hesitated yet, I'm gettin' watching soap operas
If you would dare ask if I'm dedicated - yes
I spit, live rounds that would penetrate a vest
I'm going to watch General Hospital right soon now
How to freak the beats, so gangsta fetch
And it thump, from watching everything is OK
Big bank, willy gank smoke the thing to death
But hold tight, cuz it's not over yet
I don't even feel like I'm not sober yet
And it ring like watching General Hospital alright
And it ain't even October yet
I'm a big bounty hunter like Griffin Munro
Y'all more shell shocked then a heart get
If the prize in my sights then I'm goin' for this
Whoo whoo 'riq geez be the ultimate
I'm the corporate, give me the bulk of this
'riq set it on the magnetic ultra tip
Get down how you 'posed to get
I got nothing to lose, I'm watching General Hospital
I'm like young LL, cuz I'm hard as hell
Makin' niggaz screw face like Jessie Brewer
Now I'm all out on my own like Laura Spencer
Put the pimp heart down on your mademoiselle

Keep the love goin'
Keep the love goin'

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