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Song Parodies -> "Mick Jagger [Mr. Rolling Stone]"

Original Song Title:

"My Sweet Neocon"

Original Performer:

The Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Mick Jagger [Mr. Rolling Stone]"

Parody Written by:

wannabemustangjockey

The Lyrics

As one of the seemingly rare Republican parody writers here at AmIRight, I usually try to stay away from making political statements in my songs. But "My Sweet Neocon" pissed me off so much that it deserves to be parodied.
You call yourself a rock star
I think that you're a hypocrite
You say you "pull no punches"
I think that you're just full of shit
You must be out of brain cells
A mossy Rolling Stone
You're simply too full of yourself
You've been singing way too long

How come you're so wrong
Mr. Rolling Stone
You diss the right-wing way
'cause it means more CD sales
Good thing Bush ain't a commie
Or else you'd be in jail
But one thing that is certain
Our ears your bull is hurtin'
When you flap those rubber lips
And you spew your left-wing shit

How come you're so wrong
Mr. Rolling Stone
Better quickly shut that mouth
Your music quality's gone south
It's really very scary
Yes, I used to like your songs
There's a big flaw in your reasoning
Because what you claim is wrong
But it makes you so much money...
Why would you ever stop?
You have a loyal fan base
That keeps you up on top

How come you're so wrong
Mr. Rolling Stone
Where's your talent gone?
Liberal, corny songs...
(c) 2005 The Wannabe Mustang Jockey - wannabemustangjockey@hotmail.com

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John Jenkins - September 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Very timely parody, jockey. Your "bull is hurtin" line is better than Mr. Jagger's Haliburton line. What Mr. Jagger (and many others) seem to forget is that Haliburton was getting contracts without competitive bidding during the Clinton administration as well.

And, yes, we non-liberals might be rare at AmIRight, but don't let that get you down.
- - September 10, 2005 - Report this comment
It was people "spewing left-wing s**t" that abolished slavery and gave women the vote you know!? Don't use liberal as an insult, I'm proud to be left-wing.
wannabemustangjockey - September 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Those are pretty bold words for someone who lacks the courage to post their name! You liberals can dish it out but you can't take it.
My name is mud - September 21, 2005 - Report this comment
bahaha, dont quit your day job loser. Why dont you get Kid Rock to sing it at some contrived Bush support rally in between crack pipe sessions? bahahaha Nice try rednecks

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