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Song Parodies -> "Schwartz Herb Catalogue"

Original Song Title:

"The Zephyr Song"

Original Performer:

The Red Hot Chilli Peppers

Parody Song Title:

"Schwartz Herb Catalogue"

Parody Written by:

Jj Lucia-wright

The Lyrics

peppercorns nutmeg and saffron
caraway cumin cardamon
baharat balti masala
fennel seed and garlic powder
Take a look there on display for you
making you a top gourmet

orange zest and bouquet garni
for a meal thats hot and hearty
packet mixes from your grocer
all the way from nova scotia
flavours thats not too strong for you
Take a jar and shake it on

tarragon ground black pepper
rosemary smoked paprika
mixed herbs and coriander
allspice garam massala
thyme sage mint dill

packet mix a lunch time saviour
liven up that jacket tater
even get a handy shaker
easy cook and burst with flavour
Take a look it's on display for you
making you a top gourmet

tarragon ground black pepper
rosemary smoked paprika
mixed herbs and coriander
allspice garam massala
thyme sage mint dill

marinade your meat and cook until its golden
even add to shepherd pie
tarragon ground black pepper
We’ll find a place together

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa - do you
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa - won't you
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

arragon ground black pepper
rosemary smoked paprika
mixed herbs and coriander
allspice garam massala
thyme sage mint dill

marinade your meat and cook until its golden
even add to shepherd pie
tarragon ground black pepper
We’ll find a place together

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