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Song Parodies -> "Deal Agreements"

Original Song Title:

"Tell Me Baby"

Original Performer:

The Red Hot Chili Peppers

Parody Song Title:

"Deal Agreements"

Parody Written by:

Johnny Nguyen

The Lyrics

Time for Deal Agreements.
They come from every state to find
Some dreams were meant to be bought
Tell the man what did you have in mind
What have you come to do

No buying water into sales
No Fire has been bought forever
I'll take you to JCPenney now
You see these lights are green

Come and get it
Win it at the Deal limit
Say hello
Cause they will find a way to trim it
Lookin' for a silly gimmick
Gotta get away
Can't take it for another minute

This deal is made of brought
Just look at what the agreement brings
So high it's only promising
This bargain was made on you

Deal Agreements, what's your price?
Where you come from
And where you wanna go this time?
Tell me, lover, are you lonely?
The thing we need is
A diamond for a price of 10
Deal Agreements, what's your price?
Where do you come from
And where you wanna go this time?
You're so lovely. Are you lonely?
Giving up on the innocence you left behind

Some claim to have the fortune
Too shrewd to blow without DVDs
Sustaining pain to no CDs
Step out to be renewed

I'll say No movies allowed
We are going to leave JCPenny
Getting over with another store
It's time to turn to Walmart

Chitty, chitty, baby
When your nose is in the nitty gritty
Deals could be a little sweet
But deals could be a little fifty
What a flirty
Movies and CDs and even games
Looking for a hundred
But you only ever found a price

Three movies for a price of 36
One CD for a price of 12
Devoted to the prices
The day that you went to ship

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