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Song Parodies -> "Won't Cha"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Cha"

Original Performer:

The Pusycat Dolls

Parody Song Title:

"Won't Cha"

Parody Written by:

LucidLupin LeeBee

The Lyrics

The rhythm & beat of this song is SO seductive.... but the banal lyrics keep people's brains in chains..... probably an unfashionable statement to make .........................................Do I care? ;)
Maybe
(Maybe)
Ladies
Gentlemen!
Let's get ready
(Let's get ready)
Let's advance!
(Let's advance!)
Maybe.....
Aaah

You know you like this
(I know you like this)
You know you do
(I know you do)
That's why whenever I come around
You're listening to this poo
(Listening to this poo)
And I know you ponce it
It's as sleazy as pee
And all the muck in your mind
Shows your head's just empty

Won't cha get all your friends to delete me?
Won't cha get all your friends to REALLY see?
Won't cha?
Won't cha?
Won't you tell all your friends 'bout humanity?
Won't cha tell all your friends that this ain't free?
Won't cha?
Won't cha?

Your head's reelin'
(Your head's reelin')
Your brain's a bone
(Your brain's a bone)
Cos this ain't love
It's just all stuff to make you more alone
I'm just being friendly
(Just being friendly)
I am being fair
(Am being fair)
See's cos I care
You know I wanna make you aware

Won't cha get all your friends to delete me?
Won't cha get all your friends to really see?
Won't cha?
Won't cha?
Won't you tell all your friends 'bout humanity?
Won't cha tell all your friends that this ain't free?
Won't cha?
Won't cha?

I know you think this a bind
You think you have a good time
I'm round t'bend
No fun and a whine..
Very tryin'
Can't you see?
Are you blind?

I know you think this a bind
You think you have a good time
I'm round t'bend
No fun and a whine
Very tryin'
Can't y'see?
Are you blind?

Until you love you
(Until you love you)
You won't understand
(Won't understand)
That listening to crap just like this
Don't make you more of a man
So try in this lifetime
(Try in this lifetime)
Try to see
(Try to see)
And then my friend
You see you really will be free

Won't cha get all your friends to delete me?
Won't cha get all your friends to really see?
Won't cha?
Won't cha?
Won't you tell all your friends 'bout humanity?
Won't cha tell all your friends that this ain't free?
Won't cha?
Won't cha?
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Non Compos Mentis - March 11, 2006 - Report this comment
soooo much better than the original! 555
mc hAMMER - March 11, 2006 - Report this comment
U CAN'T TOUCH THIS
Larry Hensley - March 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Yeah, it's funny, 5's!
T-Mac - March 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Yes! 555!
gimmeahug3 - March 13, 2006 - Report this comment
i like that one its very different. x
sabrina boutba - September 28, 2006 - Report this comment
the pussycta dolls et ses le meilleur groipe que je connais et je les adors sauf l'homme parse que il est laid et ses une tapete ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok bisou
NOT TELLING - April 18, 2007 - Report this comment
HATE IT

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