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Song Parodies -> "When I Throw Up"

Original Song Title:

"When I Grow Up"

Original Performer:

The Pussycat Dolls

Parody Song Title:

"When I Throw Up"

Parody Written by:

The P.A.K

The Lyrics

The story of a girl addicted to food.... the chorus is her warning herself about eating to much, but apparently she winds up eating (and then throwing up) anyways. Enjoy!!
(x2)
Boys call you ugly
And you don’t care what they say
See every time you turn around they’re screaming “Fatty!”

Now I've got a confession
When I was young I found an obsession
And I promised myself that I’d do anything
Any thing at all for me to stay skinny

But I am weight-gaining
I just wanted to stay thin
So go ahead and say what you wanna say
You don’t know what its like to be called names
Don’t want to know what you’re thinking
'cause see when I felt hunger I would say

(Chorus)
When I throw up
I know I’ll feel guilty
I know I won’t go far,
I’ll never be in movies
When I throw up
I won’t hang with my girls
At new bars
I won’t buy any smoothies
When I throw up
Watching TV
Never size 3
Like on magazines
When I throw up
Won’t be clean
Better run quick when I vomit at parties
Be careful what you eat because you just might get sick
You just might get sick
You just might get sick
Be careful what you eat because you just might get sick
You just might get sick
You just might get sick

I don’t care if the food is chilly
Even hot is doesn’t matter to me
I know I was never called a go-getter
And knew being me was somehow bazaar

But I am weight-gaining
I just wanted to stay thin
So go ahead and say what you wanna say
You don’t know what its like to be called names
Don’t want to know what you’re thinking
'cause see when I felt hunger I would say

[Chorus]

I see them staring at me
Oh they can do better
Yes this is true 'cause eating food will make me fatter
You can talk about me, I know I’m your last pick
The food is taunting me, taunting me, and you know I want it

[Chorus]
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J.Healz - March 16, 2010 - Report this comment
thax for tha imma korean comment
The P.A.K's official song writer - March 16, 2010 - Report this comment
No problem :) Thanks for commenting/voting under mine XD Love you guys!
Phil Nelson - March 16, 2010 - Report this comment
DKTOS but cool idea and yummy parody. 5's
The P.A.K's official song writer - March 16, 2010 - Report this comment
Thank you! It took me twice as long to finish it because I couldn't stop laughing.

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