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Song Parodies -> "I Hate This Cart"

Original Song Title:

"I Hate This Part"

Original Performer:

The Pussy Cat Dolls

Parody Song Title:

"I Hate This Cart"

Parody Written by:

Rocky Mak

The Lyrics

Have you ever picked a lousy cart or trolley in a supermarket, but that's the only one you have so you can't replace it? I have so many times.
I'm buy food and some booze, in a mart, brand new
And right now, squeaking joint's only thing I hear
Was it checked, since the last?
It's so overdue
Can't go outside, find another to scrap this heap

The cart slows down
But my heart beats fast right now
I know this is
The part where I steal your cart

I can't take it any longer
Others have a good cart
All I do is stop-start

Putting lives in danger
Can't buy any wine now
Broken parts? Don't want you
Next time I will really tell you:

I hate this cart right here
I hate this cart right here
I just can't lift and steer
A broken part right here

Every day, testing carts is my new routine
Yet the boss really hate me making a scene
I've gotta talk to you now before I go on sprees
Will you hear what has really been bothering me

Your mart is new
But my cart is old right now
I know it stinks
Can you replace those carts?

I can't take it any longer
Others have a good cart
All I do is stop-start

Putting lives in danger
Can't buy any wine now
Broken parts? Don't want you
This time I will really tell you:

I hate this cart right here
I hate this cart right here
I just can't lift and steer
A broken part right here

I know you'll ask me to hold on
And carry on like nothing is wrong
But there is no more time for lies
Don't want to drop things I must buy

I can't take it any longer
Others have a good cart
All I do is stop-start

Putting lives in danger
Can't buy any wine now
Broken parts? Don't want you
This time I will really tell you:

I gotta do this
I gotta do it
I gotta move it

I hate this cart
I gotta do this
I gotta do it
I gotta move it

I hate this cart right here
I hate this cart right here
I just can't lift and steer
A broken part right here

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