-> "Don't Cha (BBW version)"
Original Song Title:
"Don't Cha"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Don't Cha (BBW version)"
The Lyrics
Uh, uh
Ooh gravy
Huh
Rolls
I know you like me (I know you like me)
I know you do (I know you do)
That's why whenever I come around
I raid your fridge for food
And I know you want me (I know you want me)
So you let me eat (So you let me eat)
And you see my fat behind
And I know you wanna cook for me
[Chorus]
Don't you wish your girlfriend was FAT like me
Don't you wish your girlfriend was obese like me
Don't cha
Don't cha
Don't you wish she was size twenty four like me
Don't you wish your girlfriend had buns like me
Don't cha (haah aah)
Don't cha
Food's so appealing (food's so appealing)
Even the bones (even the bones)
Cause food's what I love, eat enough
To make my heart explode (uh oh)
My body aint bendy (my body aint bendy)
I'm big as a bear (I'm big as a bear, yeah)
But, I don't care
It just means there's more of me to share (oh oh)
Huuu...
[Chorus]
Don't you wish your girlfriend was FAT like me
Don't you wish your girlfriend was obese like me
Don't cha
Don't cha
Don't you wish she was size twenty four like me
Don't you wish your girlfriend had buns like me
Don't cha (haah aah)
Don't cha
I know its food on my mind
Lets drive thru cause its lunch time
Foods my friend
And I'm hungry and sublime
I ain't lying
Watch me eat (mmm!)
It tastes nice
I know its food on my mind
Lets drive thru cause its lunch time
Foods my friend
And I'm hungry and sublime
I ain't lying
Watch me eat (mmm!)
It tastes nice
I'm a BBW (I'm a BBW)
you understand (you understand heey)
I've just always been fat and lazy unlike you
The gym I just can't stand
Your girlfriends not my size (your girlfriends not my size)
She's less than thirteen (size thirteen)
And I really hope, she ruins her life with
plastic Surgery (duh!)
(what!)
[Chorus]
Don't you wish your girlfriend was FAT like me (below)
Don't you wish your girlfriend was obese like me (like me)
Don't cha - don't cha baby
Don't cha - alright, sing
Don't you wish she was size twenty four like me
Don't you wish your girlfriend had buns like me (big hills
Don't cha (haah aah)
Don't cha
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