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Song Parodies -> "I Don't"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Cha"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Pussycat Dolls

Parody Song Title:

"I Don't"

Parody Written by:

FunnyParody

The Lyrics

My, my, what a horrible song.
I just met you
At some crappy small bar
The way you look at me it seems you want to take things far
See, I don't know you
Leave me alone
And please stop trying to figure out the numbers of my phone

[Chorus]
I don't wish my girlfriend was a slut like you
I don't wish my girlfriend was a ho like you
I don't, I don't
I don't wish my girlfriend was a bitch like you
I don't wish my girlfriend smelled as much as you
I don't, yeah I don't

You're kind of ugly
And drank too much booze
You're missing teeth and on your arm
You've got a nasty bruise
Go away now
You're making me itch
You ain't hot, all you are is just an egotistical bitch

I don't wish my girlfriend was a slut like you
I don't wish my girlfriend was a ho like you
I don't, I don't
I don't wish my girlfriend was a bitch like you
I don't wish my girlfriend smelled as much as you
I don't, yeah I don't

I don't love you
You are really gross
All you do is talk about private parts and want to get close
I'm getting away now
It's what I'm gonna do
I don't know what any sensible man would want to do with you

I don't wish my girlfriend was a slut like you
I don't wish my girlfriend was a ho like you
I don't, I don't
I don't wish my girlfriend was a bitch like you
I don't wish my girlfriend smelled as much as you
I don't, yeah I don't

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 12

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Michael Pacholek - December 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Good flip of the original. Doncha wish all parodies were funny like this?
jamie - January 07, 2006 - Report this comment
this is funny. finally someone made a parody to this because pcd do sound like hoes singing this song
Victoria-Leah - July 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Being a feminist, I have to say that I think the Pussycat Dolls are a bunch of conceited sluts and skanks, that make females look stupid. It's nice to see that another person (a male!) agrees with that. I applaud you, and great parody! 555
Dylan Baranski - March 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Yeah, I hate the OS too, so 5s for you, dude!

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