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Song Parodies -> "Lions Suck""

Original Song Title:

"Cleveland Rocks"

 (MP3)
Parody Song Title:

"Lions Suck""

Parody Written by:

Scott Brown

The Lyrics

With apologies to fans of the Detroit Lions. And of course Drew Carey. I just couldn't help myself!
(bunch of ah-ah-ah's here)

All the frustration calling me
Back where it comes from
It's such a crude attitude
It's now where it belongs
All the Football fans, wearing rally caps goin'
LIONS SUCK, LIONS SUCK!!!
What a lousy dream, going 0 and sixteen goin,
LIONS SUCK, LIONS SUCK, LIONS SUCK, LIONS SUCK
LIONS SUCK, LIONS SUCK, LIONS SUCK

Detroit knows it, but they don't care,
their team is really lame
the Lions are a big fat joke
they did'nt win a game
All the crazy chicks who love the NFL go
LIONS SUCK, LIONS SUCK
They played with no class, shoved the football up their ass, they're goin
LIONS SUCK, LIONS SUCK, LIONS SUCK, LIONS SUCK
LIONS SUCK, LIONS SUCK, LIONS SUCK, LIONS SUCK

We set a record and made history
we are the biggest joke in the league
We hate the Lions and I do too
Oh Lions suck, yeah Lions suck
So find some space
Forget first place
And yell and cry some more

LIONS SUCK, LIONS SUCK, LIONS SUCK, LIONS SUCK
LIONS SUCK, LIONS SUCK, LIONS SUCK, LIONS SUCK
LIONS SUCK, LIONS SUCK, LIONS SUCK, LIONS SUCK
LIONS SUCK, LIONS SUCK, LIONS SUCK, LIONS SUCK
LIONS SUCK, LIONS SUCK, LIONS SUCK, LIONS SUCK
LIONS SUCK, LIONS SUCK, LIONS SUCK, LIONS SUCK

(bunch of ah-ah-ah's here)

Three! four!
Three! four!
Three! four!
Michigan!


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Barry Wilson JR. - December 29, 2008 - Report this comment
555. Drew Carey would have been proud of this one.

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